ランダム Article: My ランダム Blog Type Thing 3!

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posted by emilyroxx

This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.

Hello, I’m back! I’ll write もっと見る now.
So this ランダム kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone あなた want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I 発言しました “What?” and she 発言しました “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of あなた that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, あなた know it’s true. However, do あなた guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister あなた automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
    When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince あなた that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that あなた watch are just exaggerating, and then あなた get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god ディズニー Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his シャツ tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the ポケモン club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to パンチ me in the face someday, but just come on.)
    I have decided on my ハロウィン costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black シャツ and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
    Alright, I’m done. :D

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector

So is this one.

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harrypotterbest Luna! Sorry, what were you saying?

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On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, あなた already 発言しました that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

On The Block Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The タイトル of this 記事 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 映画 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If あなた were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, あなた finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's クリスマス List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got もっと見る important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前 episode, we...

バービー and the Three Musketeers 壁紙

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Ricky Spanish

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

あなた are sitting on the ソファー, ソファ waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with あなた for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny あなた say back. Are あなた ready to watch the movie あなた ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are あなた ok?" あなた ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) あなた are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly あなた are Gold. あなた hold his chest as あなた are pushing him was y and say " あなた watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 愛 you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN 名言・格言

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can あなた tell...

seapony Fluttershy

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have あなた ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 日 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 日 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 日 for his trial...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can あなた believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼, オオカミ Among Us 2 または No もっと見るヒーローズ 3? So after being disappointed によって Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created によって the lovely team at Activision,...