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So this ランダム kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone あなた want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I 発言しました “What?” and she 発言しました “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
One thought that occurred to me today was (those of あなた that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, あなた know it’s true. However, do あなた guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister あなた automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince あなた that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that あなた watch are just exaggerating, and then あなた get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god ディズニー Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his シャツ tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the ポケモン club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to パンチ me in the face someday, but just come on.)
I have decided on my ハロウィン costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black シャツ and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
Alright, I’m done. :D
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector
So is this one.
Q .. How do あなた sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. あなた keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to あなた keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do あなた do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. あなた keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to あなた keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do あなた do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime あなた see someon say a compleatly ランダム word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a お茶, 紅茶 party like あなた did when あなた were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes によって except old people
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1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime あなた see someon say a compleatly ランダム word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a お茶, 紅茶 party like あなた did when あなた were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes によって except old people
コメント and I will make more
