"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious によって now"

"Do what あなた want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want あなた to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, あなた moron."

"You're...so manly "means" あなた need a shave and あなた sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all あなた ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I have flabby thighs."

"Hang the picture here" means     "No, I mean hang it there!"

"I heard a noise" means     "I noticed あなた were almost asleep"
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"Do あなた 愛 me?"="I'm going to ask for something expensive."

"How much do あなた 愛 me?"= "I did something today you're really not going to like.."

"I'll be ready in a minute."= "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."
"Is my butt fat?"="Tell me I'm beautiful."

"You have to learn to communicate."="why don't あなた Just agree with me?!"

"Are あなた listening to me!?"="[Too late, you're dead.]"

"Yes"="No"
"No"="No"
"Maybe"="No"

"I'm sorry"="You'll be sorry."

"I'm not yelling!"="Yes I am yelling because I think this is important."

"Can't we just be friends?"=" There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again."

I just need some space"="...without あなた in it"

"Can あなた help me with my homework?"="If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me."

"Do I look fat in this dress?"="We haven't had a fight in a while"

"No, pizza's fine"="Cheap bastard"

"I just do not want a boyfriend now"="I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend"

"I don't know; what do あなた want to do"="I can't believe that あなた have nothing planned

"I don't really mind where we eat"="....As long as it's in the place I've already decided on"

"I like あなた but..."="I don't like you"

"We're moving too quickly"="I am not going to sleep with あなた until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend"

"I'll be ready in a minute"="I AM ready, but I am going to make あなた wait because I know あなた will."

"Oh Yes! Right there"="Well, near there; I just want to get this over with"

"I'm just going out with the girls"="We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of あなた and your friends"

"There's no one else"="I am doing your brother"

"Size doesn't count..."="unless I want an orgasm"