3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"
{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}
"I like waffles with peanut butter."
{is bored}
{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}
"Oh well..."
{screams something completely incoherent}
"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."
{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}
{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}
"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"
{sings 'Spider-Pig'}
{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}
"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."
{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}
"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."
{Screams something incoherent about the pointless reason we have pencils when we have keyboards.}
"Goodbye Cruel World, I'm visiting Small Dark Corner."
{Bangs head on keyboard, result on banging head on keyboard:njmsdjkhlddddddddddddddddfhhhhhhhhksssss}
"Can I have your pineapple?"
"Over my dead body."
{Screams something incoherent about why apples are red if they don't have blood.}
"If bananas could talk what would they say?"
"Please don't eat me?"
{Growls at screen}
"If world domination's so EASY, why don't you try it?"
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"
{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}
"I like waffles with peanut butter."
{is bored}
{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}
"Oh well..."
{screams something completely incoherent}
"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."
{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}
{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}
"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"
{sings 'Spider-Pig'}
{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}
"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."
{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}
"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."
{Screams something incoherent about the pointless reason we have pencils when we have keyboards.}
"Goodbye Cruel World, I'm visiting Small Dark Corner."
{Bangs head on keyboard, result on banging head on keyboard:njmsdjkhlddddddddddddddddfhhhhhhhhksssss}
"Can I have your pineapple?"
"Over my dead body."
{Screams something incoherent about why apples are red if they don't have blood.}
"If bananas could talk what would they say?"
"Please don't eat me?"
{Growls at screen}
"If world domination's so EASY, why don't you try it?"
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted によって a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead または am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball ガウン and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick 草 beneath my paws.
“The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark 狼, オオカミ exclaimed enthusiastically, his 毛皮 flickering like shadows, “No 狼, オオカミ will stop us!”
I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack スプリット, 分割 in four!
“Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
“No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
“This is pointless! あなた cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to 移動する now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.