1. When あなた get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.
4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.
6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him によって his first name.
11. Pretend あなた are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks あなた to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks あなた to spread them, tell him あなた don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me ディナー first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause あなた don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After あなた sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read あなた your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes あなた away.
25. Before あなた sign the ticket, pick your nose. あなた have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like あなた are retarded.
32. When he's telling あなた what あなた did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells あなた to stop, say what are あなた talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin ドーナッツ and say hmmm....only 5 of あなた here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five お気に入り Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say あなた missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if あなた can buy his car.
48. If he takes あなた to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If あなた know him, say あなた had his wife for dinner.
51. If あなた don't know him, ask if あなた can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When あなた are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what あなた gonna do with that.
59. If あなた are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks あなた in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him あなた like men in uniform.
63. Ask if あなた can borrow his uniform for a ハロウィン party
2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.
4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.
6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him によって his first name.
11. Pretend あなた are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks あなた to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks あなた to spread them, tell him あなた don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me ディナー first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause あなた don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After あなた sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read あなた your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes あなた away.
25. Before あなた sign the ticket, pick your nose. あなた have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like あなた are retarded.
32. When he's telling あなた what あなた did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells あなた to stop, say what are あなた talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin ドーナッツ and say hmmm....only 5 of あなた here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five お気に入り Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say あなた missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if あなた can buy his car.
48. If he takes あなた to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If あなた know him, say あなた had his wife for dinner.
51. If あなた don't know him, ask if あなた can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When あなた are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what あなた gonna do with that.
59. If あなた are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks あなた in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him あなた like men in uniform.
63. Ask if あなた can borrow his uniform for a ハロウィン party
