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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he 発言しました "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just 愛 alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and 説明 and he put the man inside and 発言しました "see あなた in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the 秒 man he asked the same 質問 and the man replied "oh man I just 愛 to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil 発言しました "see あなた in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the 質問 was "oh man I just 愛 weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see あなた in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came によって to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
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OK,everyone.The reason あなた were going to explode if あなた didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST ランダム VIDEO または PICTURE???????!!(You could also post コメント 次 to your picture または video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But あなた don't HAVE to post コメント または captions 次 to it if あなた don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If あなた post just a コメント または caption and no picture または video,by the way,it will not count and あなた won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
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Selena is being threatened によって disgruntled ファン because of Justin Bieber. She has had to endure an attack on her フェイスブック and Twitter accounts to boot!

A few days 前 Selena ファン on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, あなた your bi ** ** ".O_O

What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!

Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My フェイスブック page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "

Since attacks on セレブ accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
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Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad 日
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 次 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy あなた another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the 星, つ星 Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked 次 to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage によって two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
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Never have I ever….


* Been on a 日付 または in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, フレンズ and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter または seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo または piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked または done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to ヨーロッパ または Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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