A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If あなた are hung like a horse, あなた don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when あなた say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. あなた look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and あなた never get tired of being with us.
4. I 愛 あなた and only you.-Well, あなた guys get the picture.
5. I will be with あなた forever.
6. あなた have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. あなた shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for あなた to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. あなた look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and あなた never get tired of being with us.
4. I 愛 あなた and only you.-Well, あなた guys get the picture.
5. I will be with あなた forever.
6. あなた have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. あなた shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for あなた to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when あなた want to get kicked out of the DMV. によって Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.