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posted by jessicamc26
A スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some もっと見る trays and have them ready for あなた によって the time あなた finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
Damn that lady is Awesomeee!!*_* ♥
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to あなた as much as あなた enjoy listening.
3. Don't say あなた understand when あなた don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
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6. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook; doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
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