ランダム Article: Drukies part 4!!

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posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies 記事 but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last 日 of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff あなた put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl あなた wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY 落花生, ピーナッツ BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to 落花生, ピーナッツ butter...

Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!

Awesome- I don't have any 落花生, ピーナッツ butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!

Z- COOLIO!

Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!

Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!

Too be continued...

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twins

posted by karpach_13

Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell あなた how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are あなた two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, あなた look so much alike I would have thought あなた were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were あなた when this happened?"

Around the beginning of...

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ny reason for anarchy

posted by katana64

swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like 銃 and missiles to make them 火災, 火 and kill によって themselves. a sword can be used to hurt または even kill people.
the 秒 way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long ロストフレンズ and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...

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orangeturnip talks to god

posted by orangeturnip

Me:
are あなた the real god
God:
Are あなた doubting me? Don't あなた know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are あなた serious? Are あなた testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are あなた asking about? I am glad to hear that あなた are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if あなた are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether または not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god または G.O.D was a Great Orange...