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posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, あなた hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
あなた take a warm シャワー to help あなた wake up.
He goes days または weeks without running water.
あなた complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
あなた put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
あなた make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the クロス hanging on his chain 次 to his dog tags.
あなた talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
あなた walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
あなた complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his ヘルメット to wipe his brow.
あなた go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your ベッド and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
あなた go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 分 over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
あなた call your girlfriend and set a 日付 for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
あなた hug and キッス your girlfriend, like あなた do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
あなた roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
あなた criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed によって their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
あなた hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams of the wounded.
あなた see only what the media wants あなた to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
あなた are asked to go to the store によって your parents. あなた don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
あなた stay at ホーム and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is 与えられた to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
あなた crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 分 nap, only to be woken によって gunfire.
あなた sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were もっと見る men like him!
If あなた support your troops, send this on.
If it gets to a veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
ジーザス Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
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 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This 記事 is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of アニメ each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how あなた want to be "Miku-Chan" when あなた get older.

4. On 上, ページのトップへ of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If あなた have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that あなた think they're Tom Cruise または マドンナ (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 星, つ星 in question).
Ask the guy 次 to あなた to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 次 to you, "Are あなた in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, あなた have a very irate home,' she 発言しました governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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