My フレンズ and I made this.. we found it funny. あなた might not get it though... But good for あなた if あなた do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...
Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?
Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.
Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!
Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.
Sarah: I am Sarah.
Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah
Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!
Bob: Uh Uh um ok
Sarah: Could あなた take me home...with you?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.
Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just あなた and me?
Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine
Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.
Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the 食 here to restore my energy!
Bob: Oh uh uh ok
Sarah: Can あなた give me some of your money to go to a restaurant to get some expensive food?
Bob: Uh uh uh uh ... Ok that is fine.
Sarah: How much do あなた have, Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh umm... $250.
Sarah: Oh that'll be fine, Bob!
Bob: Uh uh uh ... ok that is fine.
Sarah: あなた see I forgot my money to go out for dinner, Bob.
Bob: Uh Uh uh uh.. ok that is fine.
*Sarah drops bag and collapses*
Sarah: Oh, I dropped my bag Bob and I'm too weak to pick it up!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I need some water Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh ok that is fine.
*Bob attempts to go to the drink stand*
*Sarah, still lying on the ground*
Sarah: Oh no Bob! I can't drink that stuff. I have to drink the pure water from the mountain springs.
Bob: Uh uh uh okat that is fine.
Sarah: Thank あなた bob.
Bob: Uh uh how much is the bus to the mountain?
Sarah: Oh there are no busses Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh.... ok sure.
*Bob walks up to the 上, ページのトップへ of the mountain to get some water for Sarah who is faking being faint. Bob walks back in to the dance with the water a while later*
Sarah: Oh thats not nearly enough Bob!
Bob: Uh.. thats all I could find... there was ice.
Sarah: Well smash some Bob.
*Bob pulls out a phone in hopes of calling his father to come and take him back ホーム away from Sarah*
Sarah: Oh! I see あなた have a phone Bob! I have one too.
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I also have a number Bob. Would あなた like my number Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: What is your number Bob?
The End :)
Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?
Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.
Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!
Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.
Sarah: I am Sarah.
Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah
Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!
Bob: Uh Uh um ok
Sarah: Could あなた take me home...with you?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.
Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just あなた and me?
Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine
Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.
Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the 食 here to restore my energy!
Bob: Oh uh uh ok
Sarah: Can あなた give me some of your money to go to a restaurant to get some expensive food?
Bob: Uh uh uh uh ... Ok that is fine.
Sarah: How much do あなた have, Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh umm... $250.
Sarah: Oh that'll be fine, Bob!
Bob: Uh uh uh ... ok that is fine.
Sarah: あなた see I forgot my money to go out for dinner, Bob.
Bob: Uh Uh uh uh.. ok that is fine.
*Sarah drops bag and collapses*
Sarah: Oh, I dropped my bag Bob and I'm too weak to pick it up!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I need some water Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh ok that is fine.
*Bob attempts to go to the drink stand*
*Sarah, still lying on the ground*
Sarah: Oh no Bob! I can't drink that stuff. I have to drink the pure water from the mountain springs.
Bob: Uh uh uh okat that is fine.
Sarah: Thank あなた bob.
Bob: Uh uh how much is the bus to the mountain?
Sarah: Oh there are no busses Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh.... ok sure.
*Bob walks up to the 上, ページのトップへ of the mountain to get some water for Sarah who is faking being faint. Bob walks back in to the dance with the water a while later*
Sarah: Oh thats not nearly enough Bob!
Bob: Uh.. thats all I could find... there was ice.
Sarah: Well smash some Bob.
*Bob pulls out a phone in hopes of calling his father to come and take him back ホーム away from Sarah*
Sarah: Oh! I see あなた have a phone Bob! I have one too.
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I also have a number Bob. Would あなた like my number Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: What is your number Bob?
The End :)
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most 人気 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 日 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET 林檎, アップル MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most 人気 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 日 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET 林檎, アップル MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
