Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a バナナ strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the 一覧 あなた have to watch out for:
1.The simplest way is the バナナ peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 表示する themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if あなた are near a slippery set of stairs at school and あなた don't see the バナナ peel, there's a chance あなた will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a バナナ 木, ツリー and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN バナナ AND A BROWN バナナ TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown バナナ has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if あなた put it 次 to a clean and nice and メリダとおそろしの森 banana, there will be conversion there! あなた do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my フルーツ bowl...
4. If あなた didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think あなた are destroying their dignity, so if あなた don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they 表示する あなた what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if あなた just got done saying that あなた really like them and あなた want to eat more. If あなた throw the banana, it will come back at あなた in the face, probably giving あなた a broken nose and blindness. And if あなた are really smart, do not give a バナナ to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas あなた are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But あなた can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
1.The simplest way is the バナナ peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 表示する themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if あなた are near a slippery set of stairs at school and あなた don't see the バナナ peel, there's a chance あなた will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a バナナ 木, ツリー and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN バナナ AND A BROWN バナナ TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown バナナ has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if あなた put it 次 to a clean and nice and メリダとおそろしの森 banana, there will be conversion there! あなた do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my フルーツ bowl...
4. If あなた didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think あなた are destroying their dignity, so if あなた don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they 表示する あなた what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if あなた just got done saying that あなた really like them and あなた want to eat more. If あなた throw the banana, it will come back at あなた in the face, probably giving あなた a broken nose and blindness. And if あなた are really smart, do not give a バナナ to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas あなた are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But あなた can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
* オレンジ Lavaburst
* 桃, ピーチ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' ピンク Lemonade
* イチゴ Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* キャンディー 林檎, アップル cooler
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* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* フルーツ Pow
* フルーツ Punch
* Orange
* オレンジ Supernova
* ピンク Lemonade
* ラズベリー Kiwi
* Strawberry
* イチゴ Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C サワー Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* 桃, ピーチ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' ピンク Lemonade
* イチゴ Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* キャンディー 林檎, アップル cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* フルーツ Pow
* フルーツ Punch
* Orange
* オレンジ Supernova
* ピンク Lemonade
* ラズベリー Kiwi
* Strawberry
* イチゴ Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C サワー Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our フレンズ and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if あなた sometimes feel sad または depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to あなた sorry, but if your in any other country, then あなた still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When あなた think of チョコレート everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our フレンズ and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if あなた sometimes feel sad または depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to あなた sorry, but if your in any other country, then あなた still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When あなた think of チョコレート everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 記事 like this so here's another one.I hope あなた enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks によって (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a お茶, 紅茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals によって say "would あなた like to 登録する us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the ピンク fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good または I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks によって (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a お茶, 紅茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals によって say "would あなた like to 登録する us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the ピンク fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good または I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?