Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if あなた think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A レモン is lying on the 上, ページのトップへ step, and あなた are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. 秒 later あなた land on your ass, and 次 あなた are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A レモン is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the レモン that was created によって your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the レモン into her concoction. 次 few days あなた suffer from unhappy stomach pains and あなた are diagnosed with stomach flu.

3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of フルーツ is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, あなた wouldn't believe, but あなた SWORE あなた saw a shadow of a レモン outside of your room, right where the knives would be. あなた go to investigate...and there is a ナイフ 次 to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but あなた can figure it out.

4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when あなた go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the レモン あなた have at ホーム that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that レモン either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.

5. Keep the レモン away from your face when あなた open it. They like to be extremely サワー that あなた are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at あなた for doing the deed. Now あなた know why most apples found near lemons are red.

Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)