Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes 前 "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say あなた understand when あなた don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. あなた don't have PMS, so don't act like あなた know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me あなた never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook; doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
6. We don't like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If あなた did something wrong または even if あなた didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; ディナー and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious によって nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, または anything else あなた and your フレンズ talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be 与えられた at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; あなた may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool あなた think your goatee または beard または mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if あなた think it is cool to burp, fart, または emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: あなた have a better shot at us than あなた ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. あなた can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't あなた aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way または another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
i found it like 2minutes 前 "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say あなた understand when あなた don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. あなた don't have PMS, so don't act like あなた know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me あなた never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook; doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
6. We don't like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If あなた did something wrong または even if あなた didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; ディナー and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious によって nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, または anything else あなた and your フレンズ talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be 与えられた at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; あなた may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool あなた think your goatee または beard または mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if あなた think it is cool to burp, fart, または emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: あなた have a better shot at us than あなた ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. あなた can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't あなた aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way または another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
