ランダム Article: Funny Things To Do During a Exam

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posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 分 early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything あなた write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure あなた can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分 into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 質問 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

11. Fifteen 分 into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say あなたロスト the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

12. Do the exam with crayons, paint, または fluorescent markers.

13. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

14. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

15. Do the entire exam in another language. If あなた don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

16. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

17. As soon as the instructor hands あなた the exam, eat it!

18. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim あなた are going to be taping your 次 video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

19. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, 移動する to another seat, continue with the exam.

Whatever exam you're doing- Good luck everyone!!!!

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FIVE ''GREAT” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

posted by Canada24

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court によって the Reality Police and put on trial simply because あなた発言しました your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog によって a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget あなた ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY 月 marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The 次 review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed によって lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can 移動する on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

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Seattle "SIFF" To Feature "Razilee and Elijah: Part 2" Online

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also あなた can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family 表示中 will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

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My 上, ページのトップへ 6 お気に入り Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a 表示する that came out in 2005. Not counting ランダム clips and the 2010 film, I didn't start watching the 表示する until 2020. あなた might be wondering why it took me so long to watch the 表示する and I don't really have a good excuse. The 表示する came out when I was a kid and back then, I was very quick to judge shows and films based on their visuals. Avatar: The Last Airbender's visuals didn't interest me and neither did the character designs. Even when I was a kid, I was never really a big ファン of kid characters. I did have exceptions, like the cast of Ed, Edd and Eddy. Also,...

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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for あなた all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on プレイステーション 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I 愛 the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the 音楽 is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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Raidou 2: Sacrilegious Boogaloo - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...

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Celestial Shadow

posted by Ranty-cat

Chapter-1
Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives または crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.

How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...

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Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, もっと見る condensed reviews but あなた get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, または didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out によって saying this. This game is already infinitely...

The Kool-Aid Man Responds To Famous Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Warning: This 記事 is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are あなた talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are あなた talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so あなた must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want あなた to tell all your フレンズ about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, または have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I 愛 the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine によって me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't CDI

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...

Gawoo Push Mungo! - Yanya Caballista: City Skater (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green 日 as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed によって the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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The Best and Worst of the Decade: 映画

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part 記事 series, so look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to もっと見る記事 coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my お気に入り film of each year, as well as my least お気に入り from that...

My Favourite Songs Of Past Decade

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring あなた another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' によって Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' によって BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' によって Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' によって Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' によって GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' によって Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' によって Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 21: Amy (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, または I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed によって Vectorcell, known best for ジーザス Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 20: Batman: Dark Tomorrow

posted by Windwakerguy430

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who バットマン is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, 映画 and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed によって the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the 上, ページのトップへ Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt によって this game, DC Comics is still making bank and バットマン is still a cherished...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 19: Charlie's 天使 (Gamecube)

posted by Windwakerguy430

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that あなた wouldn’t know was out unless I told あなた (And no, あなた didn’t watch. If あなた tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s 天使 on the Gamecube. Published によって the kings of ランダム publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s 天使 is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by Windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where あなた play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my お気に入り video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the ロスト Code

posted by Windwakerguy430

Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the 表示する good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic 愛 for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the ロスト Code. Another published game によって Ubisoft, but developed によって Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 9: Legends of Wrestling II (Gameboy Advance)

posted by Windwakerguy430

WWE was one of my お気に入り things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, あなた gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...