• A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
• If あなた spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If あなた hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing バットマン underwear and a スーパーマン cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 によって 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling ファン is on. A ceiling ファン can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit によって a ceiling fan.
• When あなた hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six 年 old can start a 火災, 火 with a flint rock even though a 36 年 old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four 年 old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O あなた put in a swimming pool あなた still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials 表示する they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the オーブン before あなた turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The 火災, 火 department in Austin, TX has a 5 分 response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make ネコ dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• If あなた spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If あなた hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing バットマン underwear and a スーパーマン cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 によって 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling ファン is on. A ceiling ファン can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit によって a ceiling fan.
• When あなた hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six 年 old can start a 火災, 火 with a flint rock even though a 36 年 old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four 年 old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O あなた put in a swimming pool あなた still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials 表示する they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the オーブン before あなた turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The 火災, 火 department in Austin, TX has a 5 分 response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make ネコ dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
ギター by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then あなた wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if あなた just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
ギター by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then あなた wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if あなた just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"