Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." 検索 for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this 一覧 is a little outdated.
50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 分 & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that あなた can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person 次 to あなた evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled によって something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person 次 to あなた if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角形, 米国防総省 files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people あなた don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before あなた turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why あなた have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 分 at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time あなた press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal 次 to あなた (It helps if あなた know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type によって hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around 歌う "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates あなた and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
22. Try to stick a 任天堂 カートリッジ into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When あなた are on an IBM, and when あなた turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling 林檎, アップル face is when あなた turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all あなた wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person 次 to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person 次 to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure あなた never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far もっと見る effective to let them linger.
27. If あなた have long hair, take a typing break, look for スプリット, 分割 ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as あなた leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your 机, デスク and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of 上, ページのトップへ of the monitor. Remove socks layer によって layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 削除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever あなた hit a key, humits note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
35. Borrow someone else's keyboard によって reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until あなた see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the 宇宙 bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her 削除 key several times, erasing an entire word. While あなた do this, ask: "Does *your* 削除 key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the 宇宙 bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the 宇宙 bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on または around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
41. Stare at the person's 次 to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as あなた go.
42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a 分 または two. Press return または the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
46. Pull out a pencil. Start 書く on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of お花 in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and キッス the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say "Give me that computer または you'll be feeding my pet クロコダイル, ワニ for the 次 week".
50. Two words: Tesla Coil.
50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 分 & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that あなた can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person 次 to あなた evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled によって something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person 次 to あなた if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角形, 米国防総省 files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people あなた don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before あなた turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why あなた have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 分 at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time あなた press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal 次 to あなた (It helps if あなた know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type によって hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around 歌う "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates あなた and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
22. Try to stick a 任天堂 カートリッジ into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When あなた are on an IBM, and when あなた turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling 林檎, アップル face is when あなた turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all あなた wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person 次 to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person 次 to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure あなた never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far もっと見る effective to let them linger.
27. If あなた have long hair, take a typing break, look for スプリット, 分割 ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as あなた leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your 机, デスク and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of 上, ページのトップへ of the monitor. Remove socks layer によって layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 削除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever あなた hit a key, humits note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
35. Borrow someone else's keyboard によって reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until あなた see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the 宇宙 bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her 削除 key several times, erasing an entire word. While あなた do this, ask: "Does *your* 削除 key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the 宇宙 bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the 宇宙 bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on または around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
41. Stare at the person's 次 to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as あなた go.
42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a 分 または two. Press return または the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
46. Pull out a pencil. Start 書く on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of お花 in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and キッス the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say "Give me that computer または you'll be feeding my pet クロコダイル, ワニ for the 次 week".
50. Two words: Tesla Coil.
This is about a 12 年 old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She 発言しました I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One 日 she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,
R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th
If あなた want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and あなた will see a lot if inspiring stories.
R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th
If あなた want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and あなた will see a lot if inspiring stories.
