When あなた are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When あなた are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When あなた are dating..... He takes あなた out to have a good time.
When あなた are married ....He brings ホーム a 6 pack, and says "What are あなた going to drink?"
When あなた are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When あなた are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When あなた are dating..... A Single ベッド for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When あなた are married ....A King size ベッド feels like an army cot.
When あなた are dating..... あなた are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When あなた are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When あなた are dating..... あなた enjoyed foreplay.
When あなた are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will あなた leave me alone???"
When あなた are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks によって あなた for no reason.
When あなた are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When あなた are dating..... あなた picture the two of あなた together, growing old together.
When あなた are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When あなた are dating..... Just looking at him makes あなた feel all "mushy."
When あなた are married ....When あなた look at him, あなた want to claw his eyes out.
When あなた are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When あなた are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When あなた are dating..... He understands if あなた "Aren't in the mood."
When あなた are married ....He says "It's your job."
When あなた are dating..... He understands that あなた have "male" friends.
When あなた are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal あなた away.
When あなた are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When あなた are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When あなた are dating..... He calls あなた によって name.
When あなた are married ....He calls あなた "Hey" and refers to あなた when speaking to others as "She."
When あなた are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When あなた are dating..... He takes あなた out to have a good time.
When あなた are married ....He brings ホーム a 6 pack, and says "What are あなた going to drink?"
When あなた are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When あなた are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When あなた are dating..... A Single ベッド for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When あなた are married ....A King size ベッド feels like an army cot.
When あなた are dating..... あなた are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When あなた are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When あなた are dating..... あなた enjoyed foreplay.
When あなた are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will あなた leave me alone???"
When あなた are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks によって あなた for no reason.
When あなた are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When あなた are dating..... あなた picture the two of あなた together, growing old together.
When あなた are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When あなた are dating..... Just looking at him makes あなた feel all "mushy."
When あなた are married ....When あなた look at him, あなた want to claw his eyes out.
When あなた are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When あなた are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When あなた are dating..... He understands if あなた "Aren't in the mood."
When あなた are married ....He says "It's your job."
When あなた are dating..... He understands that あなた have "male" friends.
When あなた are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal あなた away.
When あなた are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When あなた are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When あなた are dating..... He calls あなた によって name.
When あなた are married ....He calls あなた "Hey" and refers to あなた when speaking to others as "She."