my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis 星, つ星 won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his 次 film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A 情報源 revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films クイーン Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist 次 year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis 星, つ星 won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his 次 film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A 情報源 revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films クイーン Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist 次 year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a 火山 flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If あなた were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was 次 to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put キャンディー in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
キャンディー Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i 愛 these!),a lot もっと見る too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If あなた were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was 次 to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put キャンディー in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
キャンディー Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i 愛 these!),a lot もっと見る too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
coca: i want coca!!!
me: あなた want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame 尻, お尻 song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my ブリトー is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: こんにちは THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though あなた were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of エミネム aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of エミネム and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” または even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS あなた KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF ファン LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this 表示する i allways see a new guest 星, つ星 so i was wondering how do あなた do it?
あなた WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS 表示する BEING ON THIS 表示する AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest 星, つ星 is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your フレンズ are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if あなた make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!