1)At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well あなた haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and あなた ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were あなた sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. And あなた thought I was sleeping.... あなた dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well あなた haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and あなた ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were あなた sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. And あなた thought I was sleeping.... あなた dumb witted moron.
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, または pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum もっと見る gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min または completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting もっと見る till あなた reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, または pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum もっと見る gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min または completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting もっと見る till あなた reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the ソファー, ソファ last night watching some rubbish テレビ 表示する and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my 虹 colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I 愛 あなた soooooo much' and so I was like 'I 愛 あなた more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting あなた a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting あなた one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten 分 later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do あなた think are greater,the advantages または disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from あなた mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes あなた または hits あなた *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to あなた first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her フレンズ house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes あなた *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets あなた wear his clothing *he likes あなた in his stuff*
7) If あなた are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移動する *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from あなた mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes あなた または hits あなた *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to あなた first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her フレンズ house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes あなた *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets あなた wear his clothing *he likes あなた in his stuff*
7) If あなた are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移動する *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since あなた passed. I wanted to take a few 分 to remind people of how wonderful あなた were and how much あなた impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your 愛 リスペクト on my ウォール and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do あなた remember when あなた told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that あなた calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had もっと見る time to be フレンズ and hang out together. I really do. あなた were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to あなた and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank あなた so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do あなた remember when あなた told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that あなた calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had もっと見る time to be フレンズ and hang out together. I really do. あなた were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to あなた and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank あなた so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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