1)At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well あなた haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and あなた ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were あなた sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. And あなた thought I was sleeping.... あなた dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets あなた after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well あなた haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and あなた ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When あなた see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: こんにちは have あなた had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When あなた get woken up at midnight によって a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were あなた sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry または not. And あなた thought I was sleeping.... あなた dumb witted moron.
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Ok so here is a bunch of ランダム Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG あなた needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope あなた liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG あなた needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope あなた liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will 表示する もっと見る affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when あなた interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when あなた interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if あなた still have a girlfriend do あなた know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep あなた up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore チョコレート cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will 表示する もっと見る affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when あなた interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when あなた interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if あなた still have a girlfriend do あなた know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep あなた up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore チョコレート cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to あなた about stuff he likes
2.always see what あなた have in common (if あなた do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW あなた FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS あなた OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 質問 about him like his お気に入り color, his お気に入り movie または his お気に入り t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your お気に入り clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your お気に入り 映画 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank あなた for 読書 i hope this helps :)
2.always see what あなた have in common (if あなた do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW あなた FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS あなた OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 質問 about him like his お気に入り color, his お気に入り movie または his お気に入り t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your お気に入り clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your お気に入り 映画 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank あなた for 読書 i hope this helps :)