41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If あなた have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your フレンズ come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary フレンズ that あなた ask their opinion of everything.
7. After あなた have your bath, ラップ a bath towel around あなた and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask あなた what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping または running into something. Look at the ground and whenever あなた see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as あなた can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 時 and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When あなた シャワー または bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when あなた laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When あなた fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything あなた see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 分 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and クロス your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let あなた buy what あなた want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim あなた have been abducted によって aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask あなた to call someone, stay where あなた are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 愛 あなた Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take あなた to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 机, デスク chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid あなた see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring ホーム the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want あなた to see. Like a drop out または a goth または something. Tell them he/she's あなた new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out マンゴー everywhere あなた go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If あなた have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your フレンズ come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary フレンズ that あなた ask their opinion of everything.
7. After あなた have your bath, ラップ a bath towel around あなた and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask あなた what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping または running into something. Look at the ground and whenever あなた see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as あなた can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 時 and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When あなた シャワー または bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when あなた laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When あなた fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything あなた see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 分 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and クロス your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let あなた buy what あなた want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim あなた have been abducted によって aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask あなた to call someone, stay where あなた are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 愛 あなた Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take あなた to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 机, デスク chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid あなた see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring ホーム the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want あなた to see. Like a drop out または a goth または something. Tell them he/she's あなた new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out マンゴー everywhere あなた go
DEMENTED POEMS
バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.