1. あなた can do whatever あなた damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. あなた can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. あなた can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. あなた don't having to think about birth control, calendars または ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. あなた can go out and flirt as much as your ハート, 心 desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet シート, 座席 issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. あなた can have male フレンズ without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. あなた can finally see all the good 動画 -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly 動画 in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. あなた don't have to wear トング, ひも panties unless あなた want to wear them.
14. あなた can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. あなた don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that あなた want.
17. あなた can spend as much time as あなた want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting あなた on a tiny pedestal that あなた can fall off of at any moment, unless あなた are focusing on your balance all 日 long.
19. あなた don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the ミルク carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. あなた are free at a party または bar to talk to who あなた please, and あなた don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. あなた can buy what あなた want at the grocery store. So what if あなた want to have スパゲッティ four nights in a row?
25. あなた can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No もっと見る checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes または no to an invitation. あなた can accept on the spot.
28. あなた don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. あなた can fill the fridge with fresh フルーツ and veggies, bottled water, one-percent ミルク and applesauce instead of cold cuts, ビール and Velveeta."
30. No もっと見る Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal または Jackie Chan. あなた are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a 日 if あなた want.
31. あなた no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. あなた can be happy with who あなた are, not who he wants あなた to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If あなた are depressed または mad at the world for a few minutes, あなた don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. あなた can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, または whatever) without being asked, 'What do あなた need that for?'
36. あなた can eat garlic または onions without a 秒 thought about breath mints.
37. あなた don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when あなた spend the 日 at the ビーチ checking out the lifeguards.
39. あなた can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. あなた can go to ベッド in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If あなた tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until あなた mess it up again!
43. あなた can spend your paycheck on what あなた want.
44. Your フレンズ can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I 登録する in?' コメント are made.
45. あなた don't have to worry if he will または won't call.
46. No もっと見る arguments about things あなた can't explain.
47. あなた can have a clean bathroom with the toilet シート, 座席 where あなた want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when あなた go out on those first dates, but they take あなた out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, あなた can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. あなた can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. あなた can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. あなた don't having to think about birth control, calendars または ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. あなた can go out and flirt as much as your ハート, 心 desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet シート, 座席 issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. あなた can have male フレンズ without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. あなた can finally see all the good 動画 -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly 動画 in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. あなた don't have to wear トング, ひも panties unless あなた want to wear them.
14. あなた can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. あなた don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that あなた want.
17. あなた can spend as much time as あなた want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting あなた on a tiny pedestal that あなた can fall off of at any moment, unless あなた are focusing on your balance all 日 long.
19. あなた don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the ミルク carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. あなた are free at a party または bar to talk to who あなた please, and あなた don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. あなた can buy what あなた want at the grocery store. So what if あなた want to have スパゲッティ four nights in a row?
25. あなた can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No もっと見る checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes または no to an invitation. あなた can accept on the spot.
28. あなた don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. あなた can fill the fridge with fresh フルーツ and veggies, bottled water, one-percent ミルク and applesauce instead of cold cuts, ビール and Velveeta."
30. No もっと見る Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal または Jackie Chan. あなた are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a 日 if あなた want.
31. あなた no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. あなた can be happy with who あなた are, not who he wants あなた to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If あなた are depressed または mad at the world for a few minutes, あなた don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. あなた can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, または whatever) without being asked, 'What do あなた need that for?'
36. あなた can eat garlic または onions without a 秒 thought about breath mints.
37. あなた don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when あなた spend the 日 at the ビーチ checking out the lifeguards.
39. あなた can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. あなた can go to ベッド in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If あなた tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until あなた mess it up again!
43. あなた can spend your paycheck on what あなた want.
44. Your フレンズ can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I 登録する in?' コメント are made.
45. あなた don't have to worry if he will または won't call.
46. No もっと見る arguments about things あなた can't explain.
47. あなた can have a clean bathroom with the toilet シート, 座席 where あなた want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when あなた go out on those first dates, but they take あなた out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, あなた can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
