When it comes to guys, あなた can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things あなた might not know about the male that go beyond their お気に入り team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys あなた probably didn't know, didn't want to know, または didn't take the time to notice.
1. As much as あなた want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When あなた tell a guy あなた are still good フレンズ with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before あなた reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, あなた know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while あなた puke, but あなた are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for もっと見る then 10 分 あなた should wait about 20 before あなた walk through that door.
7. If あなた haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once あなた do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If あなた tell them あなた like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that シャツ again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If あなた approach it the right way, あなた can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands または feet, don't コメント on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks あなた to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head もっと見る than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell あなた they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into あなた but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his フレンズ wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, または c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's フェイスブック status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
1. As much as あなた want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When あなた tell a guy あなた are still good フレンズ with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before あなた reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, あなた know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while あなた puke, but あなた are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for もっと見る then 10 分 あなた should wait about 20 before あなた walk through that door.
7. If あなた haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once あなた do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If あなた tell them あなた like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that シャツ again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If あなた approach it the right way, あなた can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands または feet, don't コメント on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks あなた to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head もっと見る than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell あなた they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into あなた but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his フレンズ wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, または c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's フェイスブック status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
