Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If あなた think you're fat, あなた probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If あなた ask a 質問 あなた don't want an answer to, expect an
answer あなた don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless あなた are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. イヌ are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon または the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything あなた wear is fine. Really.
13. あなた have enough clothes.
14. あなた have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if あなた must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what あなた want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what 日 it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is もっと見る difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes あなた think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we 発言しました 6 または 8 months 前 is inadmissible in an
argument. All コメント become null and void after 7 days.
30. If あなた don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we 発言しました can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes あなた sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty あなた are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if あなた don't want the genie to come out.
34. あなた can either ask us to do something または tell us how あなた want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever あなた have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
あなた do.
39. Telling us that the モデル in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes あなた look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from 読書 the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
1. If あなた think you're fat, あなた probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If あなた ask a 質問 あなた don't want an answer to, expect an
answer あなた don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless あなた are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. イヌ are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon または the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything あなた wear is fine. Really.
13. あなた have enough clothes.
14. あなた have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if あなた must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what あなた want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what 日 it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is もっと見る difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes あなた think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we 発言しました 6 または 8 months 前 is inadmissible in an
argument. All コメント become null and void after 7 days.
30. If あなた don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we 発言しました can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes あなた sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty あなた are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if あなた don't want the genie to come out.
34. あなた can either ask us to do something または tell us how あなた want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever あなた have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
あなた do.
39. Telling us that the モデル in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes あなた look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from 読書 the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
Sometimes, well most of the time, there are pervs out there. Especially here, on Fanpop. Mostly on the ランダム spot. The perverted jokes can be funny, I mean, most of us are teens and very horny. But when it comes to constantly posting these horrible answers, it goes too far and people get mad. But that's what they want. To me, that person that keeps making those accounts (and あなた know who あなた are)is sick. Maybe it's boredom, maybe childish, but it has gone too far. Stating those offensive things is wrong, especially when someone makes fun of another. I understand that people are pervs and あなた can't really do anything about it, but it doesn't make it right! I apologize to whoever has been hurt によって this certain person that is currently posting horrible things. This is my first time actually getting involved but it's sickening! I, and probably a lot of you, am tired of it! I just had to post my opinion about this...
