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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If あなた tied buttered トースト to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when あなた turn on the headlights?

あなた know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if あなた open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when あなた transport something によって car, it's called a shipment, but when あなた transport something によって ship, it's called cargo?

あなた know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, あなた turn down the volume on the radio?

If あなた have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV "set" when あなた only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both スプリット, 分割 apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether あなた sit up または sit down, the result is the same?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is there an 期限満了 日付 on サワー cream?

If あなた keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If あなた can't drink and drive, why do あなた need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Have あなた ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would ミルク come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not 移動する 10 miles away?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Does a 魚 get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
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によって a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much もっと見る successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why フレッド and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take コメント asking 質問 from the last episode and answer them in the 次 article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope あなた enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the 秒 was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank あなた to all the people who...
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I want everyone who is having a bad 日 to feel better and everyone who is having a good 日 to feel better. The cure is 子犬 and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if あなた want a closer look at the awesomeness of イヌ ( または if あなた just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but こんにちは a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your 日 is going better than hers.




あなた will never see the ピクサー・アニメーション・スタジオ lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but こんにちは at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, あなた do not steal another dogs...
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