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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, あなた can キッス my 尻, お尻 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 日 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to あなた does not matter to me

-When your up, your フレンズ know who あなた are.
When you're down, あなた know who your フレンズ are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab あなた in the throat with...the ナイフ あなた left in my back.

-I was the one who 発言しました things changed;
あなた were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what あなた did to me, but I'll never let あなた know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
Those bitches are only powerful
When your back is turned.

-If your having doubts about whether あなた can
actually trust a person...chances are あなた can't.


LOL Just randomly thought i should post some 名言・格言 i found, in an angry freind mood :)
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell あなた a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told あなた to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If あなた die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 人気 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my シャツ on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If あなた are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some ランダム guy/girl = Is this シート, 座席 empty?
あなた = Yes and this one will be too if あなた sit here.

I'll write もっと見る soon!!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President または Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by reb1009
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Your Status アップデート Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether または not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 秒 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if あなた worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell あなた to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your お気に入り song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow ランダム people off and tell them what to buy every 分 または so. If あなた get in trouble, say あなた were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your 襟, 首輪 and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's カート
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移動する "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When あなた are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When あなた are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When あなた are dating..... He takes あなた out to have a good time.
When あなた are married ....He brings ホーム a 6 pack, and says "What are あなた going to drink?"

When あなた are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When あなた are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When あなた are dating..... A Single ベッド for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When あなた are married ....A King size ベッド feels like an army cot.

When あなた are dating..... あなた are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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