There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 与えられた us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 愛 to be held, talked too but if あなた press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very メリダとおそろしの森 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”

I refuse to answer that 質問 on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

A bank is a place that will lend あなた money if あなた can prove that あなた don’t need it.

A banker is a fellow who lends あなた his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the 分 it begins to rain.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?



I did not write this