Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an Eメール to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new お気に入り song, just so あなた know. omg ;i wrote もっと見る in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, リス clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought it was really funny. im gonna put some more
on there later when i have a lot もっと見る written.
soooo, jaide is rlly mad at u cos ur in Toronto, and panic at the
disco is gonna be there right when ur gone on that school trip! she's
like "grrrrrrttttt Brenna is not gonna even bring me there in spirit,
so now im gonna take my spirit and haunt Brenna eh in Canada, eh, !"
actually that was from my head, not hers but that's pretty much the
gist of it. Lahdiedahdedahdididiahdidiahdidhalalalalnannananhhhhaaldionllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Grt that song is stuck in my head now, thanks a lot! It’s your entire fault!!!!!
Ok so i was making all these awesome twilight 壁紙 on PowerPoint
and then putting them onto this one website. They’re cool. *drools*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i can’t wait for the twilight movie and Breaking
Dawn!!!!!!
Breaking dawn comes out on august second, and the movie comes out on
the twelfth of December! heehee so the picture with my name under it
when i turn on my computer says "2.08.08 BITE ME"!!1 isn’t that
awesome? i 愛 it! and i wish someone would bite me. i wish i was a
vampire that would be the best! heehee id be all sparkly and pretty
and hard and perfect and all that. the blood thirst is just a minor
drawback on the whole vampire scene. *sigh* im having trouble with the
fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character. he's highering the
standards for all human boys, humans are not good enough anymore
(except for one):)!
omg so u should 検索 for twilight アイコン on 写真 bucket または something,
cos they're soooo funny! there was one that 発言しました "until Bella swan
moved here, we all thought he was gay!" and there were a whole bunch
of "Edward Cullen: sexier than あなた since 1901" and "Alice Cullen:
quirkier than あなた since whenever she was born" and "Emmett Cullen:
stronger than あなた since whenever he was born" and "jasper hale:
smoother than あなた since whenever he was born" and "Rosalie hale:
prettier than あなた since whenever she was born" heheh so funny:)
hmmm...what other ones were there?. . . . . . . . . . . . . .there
were a whole bunch of ones with cool 名言・格言 on them. ooh there was a
"Cullen boys: cos they don’t make them like that anymore" and a "of
all the things about me that could frighten you, あなた worry about my
driving" and there were a whole bunch of "i punched a werewolf in the
face ones" well, あなた get it:) aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh im soooo
obsessed! hahah i counted the days till breaking dawn comes out. there
are only 115 days till breaking dawn comes out!!! there are too many
days till the movie, i don’t have enough fingers and toes...and hairs:)
i only have enough for about 120, so bd barely made the cut. i wonder
how long this is now i should copy it onto my computer later, ooh
maybe ill Eメール it to myself and then put it on my computer at school.
i should make it an insert into my book that is like an inserted
e-mail to my friend who moved to Canada. . . eh! omg i still have
twenty もっと見る 分 of German "work" to do. (work=writing to you) hahah
only a week and a 日 till school gets out!!! (not counting today, cos
this is the last period of the day) omg i wish i could just skip
school till the end of school cos it’s being completely pointless all
of a sudden. i wouldn’t even go 次 week but there are all these
finals 次 week. that im gonna fail. definitely. especially math. you
wouldn’t understand, u r in smart ppl math. ur actually in smart ppl
school, cos ur in high school. omg so i saw this picture on the
internet that looked exactly like you! it 発言しました it was Vanessa Hudgens,
but it looked just like you! i was like "oh my god! Brenna! i wonder
if she's actually Vanessa Hudgens in disguise! i wonder if that’s why
she moved to Canada. so that she could go back to being famous without
ppl totally freaking out! omg my friend's famous!" and then i was like
"ok Shawna, calm down! i think she would have told あなた if she was
famous" and then i thought "or what if she wouldn’t? what if she didn’t
want anyone in the whole entire state of Alaska to know that she was
actually Vanessa Hudgens? what if she was actually a famous Disney
actress/singer the whole time and we just thought she was a normal
eighth grade girl?" and then i was like "actually, i didn’t think any
of these things until right now, and now im having a very long
conversation with myself" and then i was like "maybe あなた should stop
now, Shawna" and then i was like "okay, i guess you're right, Shawna,
i just had these ideas, and my brain just wouldn’t stop thinking about
it." and then i was like "Shawna, shut up now" and then i didn’t listen
to myself and 発言しました "okay, i will shut up now" and i 発言しました "NOW!!!!" and
i shut up because i didn’t wanna stab myself with a pencil cos i
wouldn’t shut up. sometimes ppl drive themselves crazy enough that they
just stab themselves with a pencil so that they will shut themselves
up, did あなた know that? i don’t even know if あなた are even 読書 this,
cos i wouldn’t blame あなた if あなた stopped before when i started talking
to myself about my crazy theories about あなた actually being Vanessa
Hudgens. oops, there i go again. my brain is very self running. . . it
just won’t stop at all no matter how much i stab it with a pencil.
maybe some people commit suicide によって accident, just because their
brains wouldn’t shut up and they stabbed themselves a little too hard
with that pencil of theirs. it would be even worse if it was an extra
sharp pencil. ow! brain wounds! maybe if あなた stabbed your brain with a
pencil, and then あなた ロスト some brain fluid, your brain would be a
little もっと見る quiet. oh well, i gotta go send this to myself now cos we
only have five 分 of class left.
cya!”

Pretty cool huh? And to think, teachers say that emailing is a waste of time…they are obviously wrong.