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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 21: Take Out

Kevin is driving his truck with Liam riding shotgun. They are going to The Nut House to pick up an order they made on the phone.

Liam: Did あなた hear that parks are being reopened?
Kevin: That's good. We're making some progress.
Liam: A lot of people think we can permanently remove the virus.
Kevin: It's an airborne virus. あなた wanna get rid of it? Take all the sanitation equipment up in the sky.
Liam: If they do give that a try, everything would probably get back to normal in minutes.
Kevin: *Arrives at The Nut House*
Parker: *Arrives in his Packard*
Kevin: Uh oh. *Puts on his mask*
Liam: Good thinking. *Puts on his mask*

As they walked into The Nut House, Parker followed them. He didn't put on a mask.

Kevin: Hello Mr. Nut.
Mr. Nut: Hello Kevin. Hello Liam.
Parker: *Arrives* Good morning everyone!! Why is it so quiet in here?
Kevin: Do あなた pay attention to anything?
Liam: The coronavirus is still keeping a majority of places closed.
Parker: That's their problem. Get Dave, または Liz to take my order, I'm starving.
Mr. Nut: There's two problems with that Parker. One, we're only allowed to do take-out, and two, you're not wearing a mask.
Parker: So? If あなた really want to keep your customers safe, you'd make them wear gloves.
Kevin: *Pulls out a bottle of hand sanitizer* Ever heard of this stuff Parker? *Sprays his hands, and cleans them*
Mr. Nut: May I have some?
Kevin: Sure. *Sprays Mr. Nut's hands with hand sanitizer*
Mr. Nut: Thanks. *Rubs his hands together*
Parker: I'm going to Burger King. At least they provide good service. *Walks away*
Kevin: When will that idiot learn?
Liam: Never. *Chuckles*
Mr. Nut: I hope you're wrong Liam, otherwise we'll be up a creek without a paddle. If もっと見る shapes followed in his footsteps, the death toll in this country would immediately be doubled.

Parker drove 11 miles from Frenchtown to Flemington to reach Burger King. When he arrived however, the line of cars in front of him was big.

Parker: Screw this, I'm going to McDonald's. *Turns around, and gets hit によって a Nissan*
Yellow Triangle: *Gets out of his car*
Parker: *Walks out of his car* Look what you've done to my Packard!
Yellow Triangle: That wouldn't have happened if あなた didn't make that U-turn!
Parker: Shut up! It's your fault because I 発言しました so!
Yellow Triangle: あなた wanna repeat that buddy?
Parker: It's your fault.
Yellow Triangle: *Spits in his left hand, then rubs his hands together*
Parker: あなた won't win this fight.
Yellow Triangle: *Punches Parker*
Parker: *Falls down* あなた got some of that spit on my face!
Yellow Triangle: あなた just lay there while I get your insurance info.
Parker: That's just great. *Stands up, and has a headache* My head feels warm. *Puts his hand on his forehead*

A police officer arrived to check on Parker, and the yellow triangle.

Blue Square: What's going on over here?
Parker: I was making a U-turn to leave when this windbag hit me!
Blue Square: You're not even supposed to make a U-turn here, and why aren't あなた two wearing masks?
Parker: I don't need a mask.
Yellow Triangle: Neither do I. *Sneezes*
Blue Square: I'm gonna call a paramedic. They'll check your temperature, and see whether または not あなた have Covid-19.
Parker: It'll be a waste of time!
Yellow Triangle: We're clean!
Parker: *Looks at the triangle* あなた know, I think we finally agree on something.
Yellow Triangle: I'm sorry for punching you.
Parker: I'm sorry for blocking you.
Blue Square: Stay によって your cars, and stay 6 feet apart. You'll be tested in a few minutes, then we'll see if you're really safe.

When the paramedic checked both Parker, and the yellow triangle, they were both tested positive.

Yellow Triangle: This is all my fault. I spit in my hands, then punched him.
Parker: Ugh, how could you?!
Yellow Triangle: Well あなた were the idiot that blocked me!
Blue Square: Get in the ambulance. あなた will stay in the hospital for 2 weeks, then you'll be in jail for ignoring the stay at ホーム order.

15 days later.

Parker: *Standing in his cell, staring at the bars in front of him*
Kevin: *Arrives with Liam* Good morning Parker.
Parker: What do あなた losers want?!
Liam: We were going to pay for your bail, but if that's how you're going to 表示する your gratitude, then あなた can stay in here until the pandemic is over.
Parker: No! I want あなた to pay for my bail! I want あなた to pay for my bail! I want あなた to pay for my bail! I want あなた to pay for my bail!
Kevin: A tantrum won't help あなた Parker, goodbye.
Parker: No!! *Crying while rolling on the floor*

Ending Theme: link

Liam: *Walks out of the jail with Kevin* Do あなた ever feel sorry for him?
Kevin: Yeah, but sometimes, he has to learn that 芝居 like a child won't help him get what he wants.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one もっと見る minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See あなた later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 次 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head によって her name*
Wallace: Where did that come from?! *Gets hit in the head によって his name*
Wayne: *Looks at Wallace, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front によって his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit によって her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit によって his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, または beaten up によって floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 13th, 2020
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - または Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening または something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, もっと見る commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people あなた can get to 登録する in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department によって sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on 上, ページのトップへ of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an 記事 of it since I seem to be making the same コメント over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an 記事 to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my コメント on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this ファン club either).
Overrated...
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Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7
added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
As many of あなた know I made a 一覧 of 20 お気に入り animated heroes, which ファンポップ actually advertised on the ファンポップ page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous または something. Anyway just like with my お気に入り animated heroines 一覧 I'm going to be making a 一覧 of the worst animated heroes. I just 愛 to do these hate 記事 just as much as my お気に入り ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just もっと見る fun because あなた get to make もっと見る jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a コメント and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are あなた doing?", say, "What are あなた doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the ソファー, ソファ until あなた give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. クイーン Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L(デスノート) Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall ウォール and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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Source: Google
The List

1. Throw ポップコーン in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can あなた fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ポップコーン that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ポップコーン yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last 年 met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the 上, ページのトップへ of a 超高層ビル it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued によって the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most 人気 domestic trip activity によって American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 書く it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if あなた don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest あなた don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your フレンズ and either forget all about us または tell a story about the hideous freak あなた met tonight. あなた don’t know me, if あなた did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have フレンズ - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to 愛 Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to 愛 every day.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are あなた talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, あなた have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" によって comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my 一覧 of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six または something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her 映画 lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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