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Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part 記事 series, so look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to もっと見る 記事 coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my お気に入り film of each year, as well as my least お気に入り from that same year. That's right, twenty movies. Some good, others shit. Keep in mind that this is my personal opinion and that these are in no order of good to the best または bad to the absolute worst. It's just in the order of year. So, let's start off with talking about 2010

2010 Worst Movie



Runner-Ups: A Nightmare on Elm 通り, ストリート Remake, Grown Ups, The Switch

Yeah, this movie came out in 2010. I was shocked too, but low and behold, here it is, in all it's awkward glory. Now I loved Avatar: The Last Airbender. There was no 表示する like it when it came out, at least on American TV. It had a lot of great characters and an overarching plot line, years before Steven Universe did and took all the credit for being a 表示する that had great characters and an overarching plot. So naturally, the movie is just... a mess. Plot contrivances, bad acting, and just an absolute insult to the 表示する itself, nothing about the movie felt true to the 表示する または the fandom. It just felt soulless. And to think this was going to be a first part of a three part trilogy, but boy did that not happen. The movie dropped harder than my granddad down the stairs and died just the same, taking M. Night Shamalamabingbang's career down with it. If あなた wanted a reason to hate yourself, give The Last Airbender a watch and you'll feel disgusted によって the end.

2010 Best Movie



Runner-Ups: Toy Story 3, Megamind, Kick-Ass

Okay, so Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World isn't as gripping of a narrative または as well acted または even paced, but goddamn, what it lacks in writing, it もっと見る than makes up in presentation. This movie is an action packed experience unlike anything else at the time and I enjoyed it もっと見る than I should've. Being a minor ファン of the 本 and being もっと見る than pissed that the game was taken off digital stores forever, watching the movie was a lovely experience. What other movie can あなた watch where Michael Cera in all his awkwardness beats up Captain America who is a skater boy in this movie? Yeah, exactly. The 本 had better characterization, but the movie had way better fights. The fight with the evil ex's like Lucas Lee and Todd Ingram were much better here, using their own unique concepts for what they would do in a fight and not cheaping out with a lame ending to the fight. The 音楽 fight between Sex Bob-Omb and the Katayanagi Twins was so much better. The movie turned one of the lamest and most forgettable fights into an insane 音楽 battle. Even the comedy lands pretty well in this movie. Scott Pilgrim is an アニメ created によって a Canadian brought to life によって an English director. None of this should've worked, and it kinda... didn't. I mean, the film was a financial failure and I do think it's Edgar Wright's worst film thus far, but that doesn't change the fact that this is an absolute blast of a film and easily deserving of もっと見る attention. It's on Netflix right now. Watch this. Don't watch Airbender.

2011 Worst Movie



Runner-Ups: Cowboys Vs. Aliens, Green Lantern, Arthur

I fucking hated Alivn and the Chipmunks because I was forced to watch that shit over and over again as a kid, but they weren't 2011 and near that point when new ones came out, it was already over. But Smurfs came out and I had to watch that, so fuck it, The Smurfs. I genuinely have no idea why they keep making cartoon characters experience what it's like to be in the real world. They are cartoon characters. Isn't the whole point of them to be cartoon-like? Not that it was that much of a big deal for the Smurfs since they were boring. Yeah, I 発言しました it. Fuck the Smurfs. Snorks for life! But aside from that, the Smurfs looked disgusting in this movie. The way they are animated with these gross blue bodies and yet あなた can see every pore in their skin. It makes me uncomfortable. But the rest of the movie is typical cartoon live action adaptation trash, even with product placement. But not just any product placement. Product placement for ギター Hero, a game that has been dead for years even after The Smurfs came out in 2011. I've heard rumors that they are trying to make a new Smurfs move, and all I can say is just let them die out. I don't want it, and I'm pretty sure あなた don't either.

2011 Best Movie



Runner-Ups: Rango, Attack the Block, Hugo

Okay, so I know Hobo with a Shotgun is nothing like these other films. Rango is a もっと見る creative story, Attack the Block is もっと見る clever with it's wit, and Hugo is Hugo, of course it's great. But fuck ya'll, I want an excuse to talk about this cult hit and I'm gonna do it (I promise not all my choices will be cult stuff. 人気 stuff will 表示する up on here). Hobo with a Shotgun is brutal, violent, disgusting and doesn't shy away from it's graphic content. It is a disgusting vigilante movie through and through and yet it is one of my お気に入り just for the concept and the visual effects. Not to mention, it gets to a point where it starts to just have fun with the concept. Yeah, I know some people don't want their ヒーローズ to be violent killers, but あなた gotta think about the kinds of people in this city. Pedophiles, sex traffickers, people who light a school bus with children inside on fire. These are the absolute worst people. Even minor criminals in this film try to unload a マグナム into a baby. Plus the camera work in this film is something I always aspire to be. Hobo with a Shotgun is like a Tarantino film on a budget and I can respect that.

2012 Worst Movie



Runner-Ups: Resident Evil: Retribution, The Devil Inside, That's My Boy

If あなた know me, you'd know I 愛 the subtle psychological horror of Silent Hill. Silent 丘, ヒル 3 is an amazing piece of horror media, one of the best out there and it's one of the reasons I cannot stand Revelations. Say what あなた will about the original Silent 丘, ヒル movie, whether あなた liked it または not (I didn't), but at least it had style and focus and a basic desire to be somewhat related to the games, but Revelation tries it's own thing and fails miserably. This is no different than 書く fanfiction because あなた think あなた can do better, but failing. And I wouldn't even be upset if the movie was at least a laughable disaster like other video game movies. 通り, ストリート Fighter: The Movie and Double Dragon at least have the decency of being a hilarious mess, but Revelations, despite being a horror movie, is boring. And it's one thing to be a boring movie, which is a problem in and of itself, but being a boring horror movie. If あなた don't leave your audience uncomfortable, even a little, あなた failed as a horror film. Then again, I guess it was the start of what to expect from Hollywood horror films, so it was at least a pioneer in boring horror films, so... yay?

2012 Best Movie



Runner-Ups: Wreck-It Ralph, The Avengers, Django Unchained

I know The Avengers is a big deal and I like The Avengers, but I have to give it to Hotel Transylvania. Around this point, I was pretty tired of animated movies, I thought they were pretty lackluster... Little did I know that アナと雪の女王 2 would come out and change my mind, but I was a lot もっと見る critical... well less critical and もっと見る of a piss baby who just wanted old ディズニー movies. But Hotel Transylvania came out and really changed my mind. I can shit all over Adam Sandler all 日 and I'm sure many have, but when he tries, he can really be a funny and talented person... if it's a rare sight. Basically, his performance as Dracula wasn't half bad. Yes, the rapping part makes me wanna fucking die, but aside from that, it's not bad. I really 愛 the wacky animation. CGI アニメーション was always about making もっと見る realistic movements while still having a cartoon style, but Hotel Transylvania proved that あなた can still make the fun, zany アニメーション style that カートゥーン are known for in the computer generated animation, which I think I loved most about the movie. Hotel Transylvania is just an 全体, 全体的です fun animated family film that I think anyone should give a try. Also, Mavis Dracula... That alone makes this my film of the year.

2013 Worst Movie



Runner-Ups: Grown Ups 2, Man of Steel, Hangover Part III

Oh, M. Night, あなた cheap son of a B, taking two bad films on this article. Now After Earth is the complete opposite of Airbender. Airbender was a boring, borderline offensive film to watch. After Earth is an incompetent movie that is so bad that I can't help but laugh at it, but that's mostly due to both the overacting of Jaden Smith as well as my knowledge of his other things like his Twitter account and Neo Yokeo. After Earth is, sadly, aside from Jaden's acting, not a very memorable film. In fact, I remember nothing aside from the bad 芝居 that had me gasping for air in laughter when I watched it with friends. Yes, I made my フレンズ suffer through this. I am a horrible friend, I am aware. But seriously, is there anything worse than a film that あなた can't remember? Well, I guess falling asleep, but surely no film made me do that...... After Earth is a forgettable experience. If あなた really want to laugh at Jaden, well, I'd prefer あなた didn't, but his Twitter is always there. But he did make the theme song for Into the Spider-Verse, so cut him some slack.

2013 Best Movie



Runner-Ups: The World's End, The 狼, オオカミ of ウォール Street, The Conjuring

あなた know, it's hard to get good giant mecha in movies. Sure, there's The Iron Giant, but that's not a mecha. Now Pacific Rim, that's a mecha. I know del Toro made one other action movie aside from Pacific Rim and that was... Blade II. That was the best Blade movie, but that's not much of an achievement. But Pacific Rim is an absolute joy to watch. It manages to have the amazing creature designs that del Toro is known for while giving mecha 恋愛中 like myself something truly amazing. I have never seen mecha designs this creative since I watched Evangelion as a wee lad. Yes, really. I probably shouldn't have been watching Evangelion, but I did it anyway. The movie is an enjoyable action film, appealing to both people who like a good story and people who want a dumb action film. And it clearly worked since we got Pacific Rim: Uprising...... We don't talk about Pacific Rim: Uprising, people.

2014 Worst Movie



Runner-Ups: A Million Ways to Die in the West, Amazing Spider-Man 2

The Nut Job is a movie my friend had me and two other フレンズ sit down to watch and laugh at, but wow, there was nothing to laugh at. It was just a middle of the road, bland kids movie. I can't even remember it other than I didn't care for it. It also made my friend look like a huge douchebag in front of everyone for making us sit through it. Do I have anything もっと見る to say? Not really. The Nut Job is dull. I see no reason for anyone to watch it in a sea of better kids movies, even better ones that came out that year.

2014 Best Movie



Runner-Ups: Whiplash, Birdman, The Babadook

I think this was a no brainer for anyone. If あなた are anyone who watches 映画 regularly, あなた had to have seen John Wick. It's common practice that everyone loves John Wick. There is not a human being on this planet. If あなた dislike John Wick, あなた either haven't seen the movie または あなた are a heretic. Okay, in all seriousness, John Wick is a very good film. It doesn't do anything incredibly new with the action movie genre, but it builds it's world so perfectly about a world of highly trained killers and executes it so well with amazing scenes of action and great camera work, not to mention Keanu Reeves is at his best ever in this film. A lot of people gave Keanu Reeves shit in his older films, but it's nice that he is finally getting the recognition he deserves for John Wick. And since the sequels won't be appearing on here, I'll just say John Wick 2 and 3 are equally great films that everyone should give a try. John Wick will be a film trilogy that sits in the league of other great trilogies, like Back to the Future, Toy Story, Evil Dead and the original 星, つ星 Wars. These are bold claims I'm making, but I refuse to take them back.

2015 Worst Movie.



Runner-Ups: The Gallows, ターミネーター Genysis, Pixels

Oh my god, I forgot that this movie came out this year. In fact, I forgot this movie came out at all. Man, I was in high school when this film came out and thought it was the biggest piece of shit ever produced. And yeah, in the reality when Avengers was still huge and Marvel was getting bigger, it did suck. Fantastic Four (And I'm not using the number 4 in it, that's stupid) had no right to be has boring as it was. This film was a failure in every single regard. Every character was an absolute piece of shit, there were long scenes of nothing happening, the film was trying to be a kids film but had extremely violent imagery and it ended up appealing to no one. It's actually kind of impressive how much wrong was in this film. I'm impressed a movie this incompetent can come out in the modern age of Hollywood films, and yet here we are. Films can have a wide divide, films can even be hated によって the general public but a big budget film being this tone deaf and just a mess all around is rare these days. So, I'm amazed that Fantastic Four can be this bad, but it's still a piece of shit.

2015 Best Movie



Runner-Ups: Hateful Eight, The Revenant, Creed

I was always a ファン of Mad Max when I first watched it in high school, the 秒 one to be exact. I really liked the 映画 (Except Thunderdome). So when I heard that they were making a new one with the director behind the classic animated film Happy Feet, I was... skeptical. But then Fury Road came out and my mind was blown. The movie was a blast to watch, continuing the story of everyone's お気に入り Australian anti-hero as he travels around, fighting viscious warlords in big trucks and causing as much chaos as possible. I really did enjoy the new characters Fury Road introduced like Immortan Joe and Furiosa, Furiosa especially. I was worried it would try to be a "Women can be just as strong as men" film and shove it down our throats, but no, it didn't need that. I mean Furiosa has a fucking mechanical arm. あなた don't need to convince me any further. Fury Road is a film that appeals to my kind of dumb enjoyment. Giant wastelands with souped up cars, lots of 銃 going off and a lot of violence. Everything I 愛 in life.

2016 Worst Movie



Runner-Ups: Suicide Squad, Bad Santa 2, Sausage Party

People can blame 2016 for a lot of things, but this is what I hate it for. For subjecting the world to Norm of the North. A film that is so awkward and so pandering, and yet was able to get a theatrical release. It was meant for straight to DVD, but it managed to hit theaters alongside other great animated films that year. Norm of the North is a very cliche film. If you've seen any animated film によって Illumination, then あなた get the idea of Norm of the North. Sure, あなた miss out on the amazing Polar Dance, which I am so sure あなた are dying to see, but trust me, it ain't worth it, famsquad. And for some reason, Norm of the North got two sequels. Thankfully, they were straight to DVD, so theaters weren't subjected to this. Those theater workers gotta deal with families crying because ディズニー ruined Coco with a アナと雪の女王 short film. The last thing they need is hearing Norm of the North coming to a theater.

2016 Best Movie



Runner-Ups: The Witch, Green Room, Kubo and the Two Strings

Sure, there were better 映画 that came out in 2016. I mean, The Witch was a far better horror movie than Don't Breathe. But Don't Breathe made me excited to watch a horror movie in years. After being so tired of bad horror movies, which was the majority, Don't Breathe was a breath of fresh air. No garbage jumpscares (For the most part), no bad CGI, no terrible writing. It was as real a horror movie as it could get. I never thought I would be scared によって a blind old man with a gun, but Don't Breathe manages to do it. It was a film that was enjoyable to watch and did make me a little uncomfortable, especially the final forty five 分 of the film. You'd think a movie about sneaking around the house would get boring, but no, it stays tense and always manages to keep あなた on edge. It was also the first movie I bought on DVD AND Blu-ray just because I enjoyed it so much. Sure, it's not the best film of 2016 from a technical standpoint, but it's still my favorite.

2017 Worst Movie



Okay, I'm gonna stop with the runner ups now because 1. I'm tired of editing and my computer is REALLY tired of it what with the hard slow downs it's been doing, so please understand when I say fuck it. 2. I know exactly what the last three worst films are. I have no reason to think of anything else. So yeah, The Emoji Movie. What もっと見る is there to say that hasn't been 発言しました によって literally everyone else. It's a dumb idea. It's a horrible idea, even. What was Sony thinking? We got this instead of the Popeye movie. What a shitty titty, I tell you. What a giant waste of resources and employees. I won't drag out what many have 発言しました before. Just know it gets shit for the right reasons. あなた hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it. Movie on.

2017 Best Movie



So much great 映画 came out in 2017. Get Out, Shape of Water, Loving Vincent, Blade Runner 2079, Logan. It was really hard for me to pick one. But Baby Driver just managed to beat all of them. Baby Driver was a treat to both the eyes and the ears. The eyes because it had that classic Wright film style to it. And the ears because the whole movie was all about music. Seriously, if there is one scene あなた had to watch from that movie, let it be the scene where Baby is running from criminals while they are playing the song Hocus Pocus によって Focus (Yes, really). Baby Driver manages to create a unique style for the crime drama that we (Or me, since my dad loved that stuff) have seen a dozen times and I am so glad that this film has gained tons of praise. The Oscars still continue to disregard it, but hey, winning the Oscars is not a sign of quality. And Baby Driver is proof that あなた don't need some glorified chunk of fake ゴールド to be a mark of quality.

2018 Worst Movie



I don't get it! I just don't get it! Everyone of my friends, everyone of my family members, they all talk about Ready Player One like it's an amazing film, and I look at it and I think "Wow, this is shit". I did an 記事 on why I hate it, so I won't linger on this too much (Shameless promotion). But Ready Player One is not a great film. If this film was made in the 90s, maybe it would fit in, but this was made in 2018. It's boring, it's insufferable, I don't find it engaging in the slightest, and it's nothing もっと見る than a giant promotion for all sorts of things like Halo and Overwatch and Warhammer and shit. I don't care about any of this movie and especially me, a person who absolutely despises leet gamer culture with a passion. If あなた like Ready Player One, that's perfectly fine, but if I never see this movie ever again, it will be too soon.

2018 Best Movie



On the polar opposite side of the spectrum, another movie I did an 記事 on, Into the Spider-Verse is a visual masterpiece. This is the ultimate Spider-Man film. Reimi trilogy, Amazing Spider-Man, Homecoming, everyone go home. Spider-Verse is the best Spider-Man movie. It did so much もっと見る than just be a great animated film. It reminded me and many others why I 愛 Spider-Man so much. It's a charming film but isn't too afraid to have もっと見る serious moments. It's a film that is stylish as all hell too, looking like a moving comic book and having all that rap 音楽 you'd expect in the urban setting of New York. And best of all, it redeemed Miles. Miles was always seen as being a rather dull character in the comics, but Spider-Verse made Miles an acceptable Spider-Man. Hell, Miles in Spider-verse is what I prefer than any of Peter Parker's portrayals. I honestly can't sing the praises of Spider-Verse enough, but I'm just preaching to the choir. How could Sony, after one 年 prior make The Emoji Movie, come out with the greatest animated film ever in my opinion. I don't know how, but I'm glad. All is forgiven. Please, go watch Spider-Verse if あなた haven't. Even if あなた aren't a big superhero fan, it's amazing in every way.

2019 Worst Movie



Okay, I am sure a lot of あなた are tired of hearing people complain about Rise of Skywalker. And I understand, of course it would be exhausting to hear people complain. But... This movie is a mess in everyway. Yes, the prequeals were absolute bastardizations of 星, つ星 Wars, but at least they had decent ideas that were victims of poor executions. Rise of Skywalker was an absolute disaster. And this isn't because I don't want my precious franchise tainted with these new characters. I liked The Force Awakens. Yes, it was just A New Hope, but it was still good. But Rise of Skywalker was absolute trash. Characters like Finn are thrown in the trash and never taken out, the movie tries to appeal to new ファン によって having a bad romance between Rei and Kylo Ren, while trying its hardest to appeal to old ファン with Palpatine and Chewbacca but fails to appeal to either one. The movie is tripping over the dominos that the other two films prior set up and just making a mess. This is not due to one side, like how everyone says it's all JJ Abrahms fault. I can't stand JJ, but he's not in total blame. The blame goes to the constant mess that was the behind the scenes meddling of JJ, ディズニー executives, George Lucas and many more. And remember when I 発言しました the worst thing a film could do was make me sleep. Well guess what? I fell asleep in the theater watching Rise of Skywalker I was so bored. This was the first movie to make me fall asleep as an adult that works nightshift. Rise of Skywalker is not the most barebones film, not the most poorly acted, and not the cheapest, but for how much wrong it does and how much bad stuff happened in the background, it's obviously one of the worst. But hey.... We got the Mandalorian.

2019 Best Movie



Shoot, a Tarantino film finally makes the list. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is unlike the rest of Tarantino's films, where it isn't very violent または action packed (Well, not until the last ten minutes, then it's pretty violent), but it is very dialogue heavy and has some of the best characterization I've seen in his films. Tarantino has a way of making even long drawn out scenes of dialogue interesting, and this film is no different. Normally, I don't give a shit about セレブ and just see them as characters in a film, but I really did enjoy the 芝居 of both Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio. They felt like both people who were in the 芝居 industry of the late 60s while also feeling like real friends. I loved the style of 60s Hollywood as well. Again, the movie is very dialogue heavy, so don't come into this expecting severed limbs または people getting shot all over. Hell, there's barely any blood spilt until the last few minutes. But this is a Tarantino film in history, so this film is as historically accurate as his other film, Inglorious Bastards... I'll let あなた think of the rest from there.

So there. I've been editing for three hours. Would've been less if the computer was faster. See あなた later when I talk about games in either a 日 または a week, depending on how frustrated I get with this. Happy 2020, suckers.
Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As あなた have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose あなた can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...
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Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the 人気 children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public 音楽 performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage 音楽 festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....
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#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built によって Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity によって destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who ストール, 盗んだ the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to 登録する Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's フレンズ GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies によって sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....
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Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my ハート, 心 with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made によって a god that lived in...
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Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
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Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did バットマン say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a モル, ほくろ have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A アヒル, 鴨 walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The アヒル, 鴨 doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
こんにちは everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that ベース によって Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a ファン club about u and make the 記事 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then によって all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends ハロウィン eve. または U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 上, ページのトップへ me.
posted by TheNyackers
こんにちは everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes あなた all know that sing All About ベース we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About ベース spoof または parody 記事 will get to decide what our 次 記事 should be about and we will make a ファン club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and あなた can't use your 記事 to diss または make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to レポート あなた than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our 記事

But feel free to share...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
This is a true story. If anyone tells あなた it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing もっと見る than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been 発言しました that it breaks my ハート, 心 and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community....
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posted by BlackPetals
(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met あなた the 次 day,
You...
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