I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that あなた wouldn’t know was out unless I told あなた (And no, あなた didn’t watch. If あなた tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s 天使 on the Gamecube. Published によって the kings of ランダム publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s 天使 is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can feel it just from the start.
So the タイトル screen has this obnoxious intro song that sounds very 2000s that loops over and over. Also, press A for Valid. Because accept was just too lame. So the story is simple. Someone blacks out all of New York for three 秒 and steals the Statue of Liberty. Apparently, this is a team of serial thieves that steal national monuments, so they hire the Angles to deal with it, and… ugh, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore do not render well in CGI cutscenes… is what I thought until got to the gameplay. This one ランダム NPC looks fine, but Cameron… oh my god, Cameron baby, what the fuck did they do to you? Her lips are all curled up in this twisted grin and she has this issue with male pattern baldness. As soon as I take a step to the right (With an uncomfortably close camera that already makes me feel ill) I get attacked によって these lifeguards and swim suit models. They just come running at me, ready to beat the shit out of me. But of course, they can’t get passed my defenses of… spinning around in one spot as they walked toward me and I knock them down. Also, when あなた jump, あなた float slowly to the ground. Yeah, it’s that Godai shit again. I thought I was done with that stupid game. As あなた go through the level, the game has this annoying habit of using invisible walls right behind あなた and locking あなた from backtracking. In beatemups it’s fine because the screen moves with you, but in a 3D environment, it just looks off.
So after that really fun level, we 移動する onto Lucy’s character, who looks pretty bad herself. Kinda looks like a those PS1 Harry Potter models, but with a broken spine. So her style is the exact same, just pick the 移動する that can hit もっと見る than one enemy and spam that shit like there’s no tomorrow. I also found out here that enemies can throw weapons, whenever they feel like it. Especially offscreen. So get used to having a good chunk of your health removed because of an attack あなた couldn’t see coming. And the ladder, the part a lot of people talk about in this game. I counted, it takes thirty four 秒 to get to the 上, ページのトップへ and あなた have to keep holding the D-pad up the entire time. あなた know what else had a long ladder? Metal Gear Solid 3. Actually, I looked into it. Charlie’s 天使 came out one 年 before MGS3. So did Hideo Kojima look at the brilliance of Charlie’s 天使 on Gamecube’s ladder sequence and rip it off completely? Kojima, あなた were a fraud before your Death Stranding Game Awards 2019 fiasco! Anyway, we get to Barrymore’s character and she looks like she’s got the Michael Meyers mask on, and yes, that is the best looking one. But she plays the worst. Her attacks are way too slow and enemies will always knock your 尻, お尻 around before あなた even have a chance of hitting them. あなた just gotta hope they stay in their dumb A.I. stance and hope they all die before あなた do. Oh, also, that was all one level. The 秒 level is the same shit. Just beat up guys and hope they die before your thumbs wear out from all the button mashing. But now we talk about the biggest issue. The looping level. Not even an 時 into the game, on the 秒 level, the game loops. あなた are stuck on the 秒 level and cannot progress. This is because the game is programmed poorly… Shocker, I know. It was programmed to only continue if あなた have a Gamecube memory card inserted. I played this on my Wii and had absolutely no intention of saving this game onto my memory card with Wind Waker, Melee, Resident Evil 4, and Killer7, so…. Review over!
Charlie’s 天使 on Gamecube is the most boring game I’ve ever played in my entire life. Not only that, but it just makes your thumb sore from the constant button mashing. And with the multitude of other technical issues from the ugly character モデル to bad level デザイン to the infamous game breaking glitch, this is one of the worst. But is it worse than Full Throttle… Yeah, I’ll have to get back to あなた on that one.
So the タイトル screen has this obnoxious intro song that sounds very 2000s that loops over and over. Also, press A for Valid. Because accept was just too lame. So the story is simple. Someone blacks out all of New York for three 秒 and steals the Statue of Liberty. Apparently, this is a team of serial thieves that steal national monuments, so they hire the Angles to deal with it, and… ugh, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore do not render well in CGI cutscenes… is what I thought until got to the gameplay. This one ランダム NPC looks fine, but Cameron… oh my god, Cameron baby, what the fuck did they do to you? Her lips are all curled up in this twisted grin and she has this issue with male pattern baldness. As soon as I take a step to the right (With an uncomfortably close camera that already makes me feel ill) I get attacked によって these lifeguards and swim suit models. They just come running at me, ready to beat the shit out of me. But of course, they can’t get passed my defenses of… spinning around in one spot as they walked toward me and I knock them down. Also, when あなた jump, あなた float slowly to the ground. Yeah, it’s that Godai shit again. I thought I was done with that stupid game. As あなた go through the level, the game has this annoying habit of using invisible walls right behind あなた and locking あなた from backtracking. In beatemups it’s fine because the screen moves with you, but in a 3D environment, it just looks off.
So after that really fun level, we 移動する onto Lucy’s character, who looks pretty bad herself. Kinda looks like a those PS1 Harry Potter models, but with a broken spine. So her style is the exact same, just pick the 移動する that can hit もっと見る than one enemy and spam that shit like there’s no tomorrow. I also found out here that enemies can throw weapons, whenever they feel like it. Especially offscreen. So get used to having a good chunk of your health removed because of an attack あなた couldn’t see coming. And the ladder, the part a lot of people talk about in this game. I counted, it takes thirty four 秒 to get to the 上, ページのトップへ and あなた have to keep holding the D-pad up the entire time. あなた know what else had a long ladder? Metal Gear Solid 3. Actually, I looked into it. Charlie’s 天使 came out one 年 before MGS3. So did Hideo Kojima look at the brilliance of Charlie’s 天使 on Gamecube’s ladder sequence and rip it off completely? Kojima, あなた were a fraud before your Death Stranding Game Awards 2019 fiasco! Anyway, we get to Barrymore’s character and she looks like she’s got the Michael Meyers mask on, and yes, that is the best looking one. But she plays the worst. Her attacks are way too slow and enemies will always knock your 尻, お尻 around before あなた even have a chance of hitting them. あなた just gotta hope they stay in their dumb A.I. stance and hope they all die before あなた do. Oh, also, that was all one level. The 秒 level is the same shit. Just beat up guys and hope they die before your thumbs wear out from all the button mashing. But now we talk about the biggest issue. The looping level. Not even an 時 into the game, on the 秒 level, the game loops. あなた are stuck on the 秒 level and cannot progress. This is because the game is programmed poorly… Shocker, I know. It was programmed to only continue if あなた have a Gamecube memory card inserted. I played this on my Wii and had absolutely no intention of saving this game onto my memory card with Wind Waker, Melee, Resident Evil 4, and Killer7, so…. Review over!
Charlie’s 天使 on Gamecube is the most boring game I’ve ever played in my entire life. Not only that, but it just makes your thumb sore from the constant button mashing. And with the multitude of other technical issues from the ugly character モデル to bad level デザイン to the infamous game breaking glitch, this is one of the worst. But is it worse than Full Throttle… Yeah, I’ll have to get back to あなた on that one.
Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
こんにちは everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that ベース によって Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a ファン club about u and make the 記事 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then によって all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends ハロウィン eve. または U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 上, ページのトップへ me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)