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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 虹 Dash, and we were going to 移動する into a very nice house によって a カップケーキ factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

虹 Dash: *Putting bags into the トランク of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
虹 Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
虹 Dash: *Closes trunk* What あなた really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on 上, ページのトップへ of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
虹 Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into 虹 Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: あなた know what else would be great?
虹 Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
虹 Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for あなた to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

虹 Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

虹 Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass 虹 Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
虹 Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, 虹 Dash, and that ポニー in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew 虹 Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the 上, ページのトップへ of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

虹 Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
虹 Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & 虹 Dash: AWESOME!!!
虹 Dash: I 愛 this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
虹 Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
虹 Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to カップケーキ factory* I work over there across the 通り, ストリート from your house. あなた can come over anytime あなた want, but remember, あなた must not eat カップケーキ on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat カップケーキ on Sunday?
虹 Dash: Let me tell あなた after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing 虹 Dash. It slowly passes によって which makes her nervous*
虹 Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* あなた alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so あなた can tell me why I shouldn't eat カップケーキ on Sunday.

Me, and 虹 Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why あなた shouldn't eat カップケーキ on Sunday.

虹 Dash: A few weeks ago, a ポニー was eating a カップケーキ on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
虹 Dash: She got attacked によって some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
虹 Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of ファン fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
虹 Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the ポニー eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the ポニー to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
虹 Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where あなた put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
虹 Dash: What did あなた think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
虹 Dash: Okay, if あなた don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe 虹 Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

次 morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if 虹 Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: 虹 Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
虹 Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see あなた later.
虹 Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
虹 Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
虹 Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The カップケーキ factory was right across the 通り, ストリート from where I lived, but if I told 虹 Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter によって a 火災, 火 hydrant, and enters the カップケーキ factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are あなた sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the カップケーキ dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! あなた thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All あなた gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave あなた alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let あなた do whatever あなた want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT カップケーキ ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... あなた know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of ポニー would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're 虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of 虹 Dash, do あなた remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill あなた two if あなた lost, but since あなた ate a カップケーキ on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I 発言しました go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make あなた fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* あなた are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, あなた will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* あなた do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot あなた with this, and make あなた fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do あなた have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the ウォール behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! あなた ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five 秒 he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be もっと見る specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the カップケーキ factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another ポニー riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
ポニー on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 虹 Dash 発言しました there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 日 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right 次 to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the 丘, ヒル again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the 次 part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* こんにちは it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the 丘, ヒル on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 通り, ストリート from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell あなた something.
Jeff: あなた look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if あなた don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill あなた two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how あなた just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess あなた forgot about everything else あなた were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. あなた are not going to leave me. I want あなた to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
虹 Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony ストール, 盗んだ it.
虹 Dash: Why didn't あなた tell me as soon as あなた got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
虹 Dash: How did あなた get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told あなた that I always wanted to fly?
虹 Dash: Wait. Are あなた saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
虹 Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. または at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do あなた want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All あなた have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? あなた pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have あなた found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: あなた owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are あなた doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and 虹 Dash found my scooter. It was stolen によって some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

虹 Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
虹 Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
虹 Dash: Go ホーム Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
虹 Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
虹 Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. あなた are a coward.
虹 Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I 発言しました あなた are a coward.
虹 Dash: Do あなた even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
虹 Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs 虹 Dash from behind* Are あなた sure you're not afraid of anything?
虹 Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a 火災, 火 hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
虹 Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
虹 Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give あなた $35,000 if あなた let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
虹 Dash: I'm worth もっと見る then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto 虹 Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
虹 Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
虹 Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

虹 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was もっと見る like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

虹 Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 虹 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
虹 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
虹 Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
虹 Dash: Why are あなた just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
虹 Dash: What did あなた do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
虹 Dash: Scoots, あなた okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
虹 Dash: あなた do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
虹 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a ポニー that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether あなた like it または not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, あなた got a point there. How about, we have あなた further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether あなた like it または not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, 虹 Dash was not happy with me.

虹 Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a カップケーキ today.
虹 Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn あなた not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
虹 Dash: I think we should 移動する back to the 雲, クラウド house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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