Let this indie タイトル be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if あなた play a game weeks または even months in advance before あなた actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse または for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.
So to elaborate, I am not a ファン of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna die. So with that said, it was going to take a lot for me to get into Morphies Law. But when I heard the concept, a game where あなた steal the mass of these 日 of the Dead looking robots, I was a little interested. So, I bought the game in March of 2019 for the Switch, sat down ready to see what it was about, and…. Nothing. No one was playing this game, and whenever によって some miracle I did get someone to play with me, all I got was a framerate disaster. I am far from a framerate snob, but when it looks like an actual fucking slideshow, it was just a mess. It was a shame, because I liked the character designs and it looked like it would be a lot of fun with friends, but because of all this, I just decided to let it waste away in my digital library, never to touch it… And then Remorphed came along.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s fresh and reviewers like me are playing it または if it’s actually gained some traction, but the game is actually a lot of fun now. Well, it’s pretty fun. Instead of just wandering an empty map when no one joins your party, あなた will always find yourself with a group, which already is fun. The game also allows あなた to actually get a chance to unlock everything. It was borderline impossible without hours and hours of waiting for other players (Or fighting the AI), but now it actually feels doable. And there are tons for あなた to get. And no microtransactions, so it’s already a better online game than the entire track record of everything によって EA and Activision. But how does the game play? It’s a team shooter. あなた will play in a team of three against another team. Blue team Vs. Red team, and あなた are tasked with different goals in each game. Basic team shooting, get the most points and the most kills to win, capture the head which is capture the flag and keep it on your side longer than the other team. King of the hill. It’s basic stuff that allows あなた to have a simple but fun game, but the mechanics around Morphies Law add for a lot of variety. As mentioned, when あなた shoot an enemy, あなた steal their mass for yourself. What this means is that a part of their body will shrink while yours gets bigger. Bigger torsos mean あなた can take もっと見る damage, bigger arms allow for faster reload, bigger feet lets あなた run faster, and… bigger butts lets あなた use the Buttrocket for longer, which lets あなた fly into the air longer for もっと見る distance and to reach higher places… Never before have I expected to write about a game where あなた fly using a rocket from your ass. One of my お気に入り features of the mass stealing is that あなた can shrink down to the size of a pea, which may leave あなた at a disadvantage, but if あなた are small, あなた can run through a hole to get 安全, 安全です and plan out your 次 attack, while a pursuer is forced to find another way around または to go and kill someone else. The game may have not had enough time to sit in the oven, but at least they had this little charming detail for the maps.
Over all, it’s a decent online shooter. I doubt it will ever get as much traction as say Fortnite または Overwatch, not even a small percentage of that amount, but hey, it’s fun, it’s neat, they fixed all the issues, and it is the first shooter in years that made me say, “huh.. Interesting”. If あなた are looking for a new shooter to have some fun with people online または フレンズ at home, consider giving Morphies Law a look.
Up Next: We take a trip to the ranch
So to elaborate, I am not a ファン of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna die. So with that said, it was going to take a lot for me to get into Morphies Law. But when I heard the concept, a game where あなた steal the mass of these 日 of the Dead looking robots, I was a little interested. So, I bought the game in March of 2019 for the Switch, sat down ready to see what it was about, and…. Nothing. No one was playing this game, and whenever によって some miracle I did get someone to play with me, all I got was a framerate disaster. I am far from a framerate snob, but when it looks like an actual fucking slideshow, it was just a mess. It was a shame, because I liked the character designs and it looked like it would be a lot of fun with friends, but because of all this, I just decided to let it waste away in my digital library, never to touch it… And then Remorphed came along.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s fresh and reviewers like me are playing it または if it’s actually gained some traction, but the game is actually a lot of fun now. Well, it’s pretty fun. Instead of just wandering an empty map when no one joins your party, あなた will always find yourself with a group, which already is fun. The game also allows あなた to actually get a chance to unlock everything. It was borderline impossible without hours and hours of waiting for other players (Or fighting the AI), but now it actually feels doable. And there are tons for あなた to get. And no microtransactions, so it’s already a better online game than the entire track record of everything によって EA and Activision. But how does the game play? It’s a team shooter. あなた will play in a team of three against another team. Blue team Vs. Red team, and あなた are tasked with different goals in each game. Basic team shooting, get the most points and the most kills to win, capture the head which is capture the flag and keep it on your side longer than the other team. King of the hill. It’s basic stuff that allows あなた to have a simple but fun game, but the mechanics around Morphies Law add for a lot of variety. As mentioned, when あなた shoot an enemy, あなた steal their mass for yourself. What this means is that a part of their body will shrink while yours gets bigger. Bigger torsos mean あなた can take もっと見る damage, bigger arms allow for faster reload, bigger feet lets あなた run faster, and… bigger butts lets あなた use the Buttrocket for longer, which lets あなた fly into the air longer for もっと見る distance and to reach higher places… Never before have I expected to write about a game where あなた fly using a rocket from your ass. One of my お気に入り features of the mass stealing is that あなた can shrink down to the size of a pea, which may leave あなた at a disadvantage, but if あなた are small, あなた can run through a hole to get 安全, 安全です and plan out your 次 attack, while a pursuer is forced to find another way around または to go and kill someone else. The game may have not had enough time to sit in the oven, but at least they had this little charming detail for the maps.
Over all, it’s a decent online shooter. I doubt it will ever get as much traction as say Fortnite または Overwatch, not even a small percentage of that amount, but hey, it’s fun, it’s neat, they fixed all the issues, and it is the first shooter in years that made me say, “huh.. Interesting”. If あなた are looking for a new shooter to have some fun with people online または フレンズ at home, consider giving Morphies Law a look.
Up Next: We take a trip to the ranch
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes あなた think 'Hey, I don't care what あなた think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, または stupid. They are three very different things, and if あなた don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are もっと見る reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out ランダム things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, または stupid. They are three very different things, and if あなた don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are もっと見る reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out ランダム things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a 火山 flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell あなた 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I 愛 animals
2.I own tons of マンガ and アニメ dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 愛 書く my マンガ series *it's not famous*
6.i 愛 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 愛 the stars
10.i 愛 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my フレンズ on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink によって putting チョコレート and bubble gum
The End
I hope あなた enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I 愛 animals
2.I own tons of マンガ and アニメ dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 愛 書く my マンガ series *it's not famous*
6.i 愛 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 愛 the stars
10.i 愛 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my フレンズ on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink によって putting チョコレート and bubble gum
The End
I hope あなた enjoyed!