Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if あなた talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're フレンズ with other guys.
But when you're sitting 次 to us, and some ランダム guy walks into the room and あなた jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.
It doesn't help if あなた sit there and talk to him for ten 分 without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell あなた you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it!
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, あなた can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
キッス us when no one's watching.
(If あなた キッス us when あなた know somebody's looking, we'll be もっと見る impressed.)
あなた don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with あなた in the first place, あなた don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest スカート あなた have または put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like あなた for WHO あなた are and not WHAT あなた are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks もっと見る beautiful when she's just in her pj's または my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, または Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
あなた have フレンズ for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned によって a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' または whatever else あなた can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF あなた AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT によって A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT あなた WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make あなた smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for あなた even when あなた make mistakes.
Someone who will 愛 you, no matter how bad あなた make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look あなた in the eyes...and say 'i 愛 you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if あなた talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're フレンズ with other guys.
But when you're sitting 次 to us, and some ランダム guy walks into the room and あなた jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.
It doesn't help if あなた sit there and talk to him for ten 分 without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell あなた you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it!
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, あなた can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
キッス us when no one's watching.
(If あなた キッス us when あなた know somebody's looking, we'll be もっと見る impressed.)
あなた don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with あなた in the first place, あなた don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest スカート あなた have または put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like あなた for WHO あなた are and not WHAT あなた are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks もっと見る beautiful when she's just in her pj's または my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, または Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
あなた have フレンズ for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned によって a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' または whatever else あなた can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF あなた AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT によって A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT あなた WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make あなた smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for あなた even when あなた make mistakes.
Someone who will 愛 you, no matter how bad あなた make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look あなた in the eyes...and say 'i 愛 you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
Okay. Most of あなた probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO レポート HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO レポート HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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(Don't be offended によって my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my フレンズ "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
(Don't be offended によって my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my フレンズ "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty あなた can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty あなた can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? または i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened によって the way it is how some people act) he 発言しました something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are あなた sure あなた don't want that private tutor?
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