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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: こんにちは everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
Tom: What?
Audience: *Booing*
Tom: Hey, shut up!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Tom: I hope you're joking, because he works his 尻, お尻 off everyday to please everyone in the fandom.
Master Sword: It was supposed to be a joke, yes.
Tom: Yeah, well it was terrible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Canada24 works hard posting コメント on everything, posting videos, and articles, and many bronies like what he does for the fandom.
Master Sword: Can we have a crossover parody now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, sure. Today's crossover parody, Despicable Hangover.
Master Sword: We are combining Despicable Me with The Hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait for the C.P to start, then あなた can laugh.

Despicable Hangover

Starring Tom Foolery as Phil
Master Sword as Alan
Canada24 as Stu
Mortomis as Doug
Minions as themselves

Phil was standing on a rooftop with Alan, Stu, and Doug.

Alan: I want all of あなた guys to 登録する my 狼, オオカミ pack, because あなた guys are awesome, and 狼, オオカミ packs are for awesome ponies.
Stu: Yeah, whatever.
Phil: We don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Doug: Neither do I. Let's drink!
Audience: *Laughing*

次 morning, Phil, Alan, and Stu woke up, but they couldn't find Doug.

Stu: Where's Doug?
Phil: I don't know.
Alan: I don't know anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Phil: Somehow I believe that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Minions: *Break open door*
Minion 945: あなた broke down door.
Minion 53: It was locked.
Phil: May we help you?
Minion 36: あなた ストール, 盗んだ our money!
Alan: I don't know what that is either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stu: What are あなた talking about?
Minion 36: あなた ストール, 盗んだ $36,000,000 from us.
Phil: Okay, あなた know what? Stop the Crossover Parody!

All of the lights turned off, and everypony was back to normal.

Audience: Aw!
Master Sword: Tom, what's the matter?
Tom: Something just doesn't seem right.
Saten Twist: What do あなた mean?
Tom: I mean something is missing from this episode.
Master Sword: Is it Mortomis, because I can't find him.
Tom: No, forget him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Is it the lack of chainsaws?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No, I'm glad we don't have chainsaws.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's just.... I got it.
Master Sword: What?
Tom: We're missing the flashbacks.
Master Sword: Come again?
Tom: This is the finale for Season 1. We need some kind of flashback thing to 表示する all of the good times we had.
Saten Twist: Good idea. Audience?
Audience: Yeah!! DO IT!!
Tom: We will in the 次 part, so don't go away.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 13: Return Of The Warner Brothers Assassin

Announcer: Ah. I'm back from vacation. And now, to do my job. On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: SHIT! I thought あなた were gone!!
Audience: あなた were wrong! *Laughing*
Tom: *Sitting on his front porch with Master Sword, and Saten Twist* We got Snow Wonder, Astrel Sky, and almost everypony. We're just missing Aina, Sunny, and Heartsong.
Sunny & Heartsong: *Walk into the house*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Now we're not missing Sunny, and Heartsong.
Tom: Good.

A black car was seen parking in front of Tom's house

Saten Twist: *Sees car* IT'S THE FBI!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No it's not.
Aina: *Gets out of car* Hi guys.
Master Sword: Oh, it's just Aina.
Tom: Glad あなた could make it.
Aina: Thanks. *Nearly gets hit によって a bullet*
Master Sword: Where did that come from?!
Tom: *Looks at building with binoculars* Oh no.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Tom: It's the Warner Brothers assassin.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: What are あなた cheering him for?! We're the good guys!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: What are we sitting around here for? We need to get inside!

And so they did. Everypony was waiting for them in the basement.

Tom: Hello everypony.
Ponies: Hi.
Tom: I supposed you're all wondering why we're here.
Ponies: No.
Tom: Well, I actually forgot why I invited あなた here, so I'm wondering what we're all doing in my basement.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: あなた wanted to 表示する us all of the good times we had.
Tom: Oh yeah. *Gets projector started* I guess we should start where it all began.

The video begins to play

Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are あなた called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then あなた would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: あなた will one 日 my friend. あなた will one day.

---

Aina: *Standing によって her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: こんにちは Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want あなた to take a look at this 木, ツリー I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did あなた accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...

Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*

The video ended.

Master Sword: What are we gonna watch next?
Tom: All those crossover parodies we made, except for Despicable Hangover. That'll all be in the 次 part.

Tom: We're gonna 表示する あなた all of the crossover parodies we've done in this season. Let us know which one is your お気に入り in the コメント below.

Master Sword: Our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist によって the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, または Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, または 1942?

Audience: *Laughing*

Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.

Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over によって Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a 城 in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Your mission is to attack the 城 in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.

After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.

Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and あなた need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.

One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping

Sean: Ok. I was scared によって Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission によって myself. *Walks out of house*

As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.

Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask あなた a 質問 while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO あなた THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't あなた realize あなた could get yourself killed によって doing that?
Sean: No. Only 銃 can kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. あなた need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes あなた do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes あなた do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*

Celestia appeared out of nowhere.

Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where 虹 Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............

M*A*S*H Ponies On The Rails. For this crossover parody, the Season 3 Ponies On The Rails cast will be theirselves, but playing as the M*A*S*H ponies will be....

Tom Foolery as Captain Hawkeye Pierce
Saten Twist as Sargent Klinger
Double Scoop as Captain B.J Honnecut
Master Sword as Major Charles Emerson Winchester
Aina as Major Houllihan
and Mortomis as Colonel Potter

North Korea, 1953

One 日 at the 4077th M*A*S*H unit, Captain Hawkeye was in the swamp with B.J.

Hawkeye: Oh, Beej. We've got too many wounded coming in here.
Honnecut: Beej. If あなた say that backwards, it's Jeeb.
Hawkeye: That's close enough to jeep.
Audience: *Laughing*
Winchester: *Walks in* What do あなた two think you're doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing.
Honnecut: I never knew the army would punish somepony for doing nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Winchester: Your humor fails to amuse me, but I will enjoy seeing あなた two get sent to the klink. One もっと見る foul up, and you'll both be in the stockade for a long time.
Hawkeye: Klink? Stockade?
Honnecut: Make up your mind.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Colonel Potter was in his room talking on a telephone.

Colonel Potter: We need a new way to get patients from here back to their unit..... What's that?...... A Railway Line?..... Oh, it was just a joke..... Well, as soon as あなた find another way, let me know.... Adios.
Hawkeye: *Walks in Potter's room* Hello Colonel.
Colonel Potter: Don't any of あなた knock?
Hawkeye: What for? There's a war going on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: What's up?
Colonel Potter: Somepony just told me the dumbest joke. He thought it was funny to tell me that we'd make a Railway to take ponies from here to their unit. It just wastes too much time.
Hawkeye: *Getting an idea* Maybe it's not good as a joke, but it's good for another thing. *Leaves office*
Colonel Potter: What's that supposed to mean?

Meanwhile, in Cheyenne Wyoming, also in the 年 1953

Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: *Looking at telegram from Korea* I don't believe this!
Percy: *Walks into office* Sir? Everything okay?
Pete: No! We need to expand our line all the way to Korea!
Percy: あなた don't wanna go there. There's a war going on. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Leave it to the army to screw things up.
Audience: *Laughing*

So the line was built all the way across the Pacific Ocean from San Franciscolt to Seoul. Then, it went all around the Equestrian Army's territory going to many M*A*S*H units, and army bases.

Major Houllihan: What is the meaning of all this?
Sargent Klinger: It's a Railway line.

A train was going across, but all of a sudden the bridge blew up.

Hawkeye: What happened?
Colonel Potter: That was one of ours!
Honnecut: What were they thinking?
Colonel Potter: They had no idea about this. Like I said, the army always screw things up.
Hawkeye: I have a feeling somepony 発言しました that before you.
Audience: *Laughing*

Welcome Back Potter.

Starring Tom Foolery as Harry Potter
Snow Wonder as Ginny
Mortomis as Vinnie Barbarino
Cosmic 虹 as Freddie Washington
Master Sword as Juan Epstein
Saten Twist as Arnold Horshack
and Blaze as Severus Snape

Harry is in bed, sleeping 次 to Ginny.

Ginny: *Wakes up* Harry, it's time to go to school.
Harry: *Moaning* I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: You're a teacher. あなた don't take tests. あなた give them to students.
Harry: Who would've known that I'd be teaching at Hogwarts after graduating there ten years ago? *Gets out of bed* Ohhhhhh!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: What was that?
Harry: It was my step father's noise. He'd make that noise whenever he got out of bed. I think it was because Dudley kept jumping on his stomach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I cannot be 芝居 like somepony that abused me during my childhood.
Ginny: あなた also can't be late for getting to Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh right! I gotta go! *Runs to trainstation*

When he got there, he saw the brick ウォール between platform 9, and 10.

Harry: Platform 9, and three quarters, here we go. *Runs into brick wall, and arrives on platform 9, and three quarters* Wait a minute. Where's the bloody train?
Station Master: It's down for repairs. That's why we created the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Looking at teleporter* あなた mean a teleporter?
Station Master: No, it's the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Who made up that name?
Station Master: I did.
Audience: *Laughing*

After going into the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo-

Harry: Teleporter!

Oh, right, teleporter. Why don't we called it the Telepotter?

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I actually like that.

Okay, that's what we'll call it from now on. After going into the telepotter, Harry got to Hogwarts, and began teaching his class.

Harry: Okay, I see we got four new students that moved all the way here from Brooklyn. Please introduce yourselves.
Vinnie: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I 発言しました please introduce yourself to the class.
Vinnie: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Forget it, just tell me your name.
Vinnie: My name? Well あなた probably know me as John Travolta..
Audience: *Laughing*
Vinnie: But my name is Vinnie Barbarino.
Audience: *Clapping*
Harry: Okay, how about your friend sitting 次 to you?
Vinnie: That's Freddie Washington.
Freddie: *Looking at Harry* Hi there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Yeah, hi there. I don't see why this is funny, because we have to learn a lot of spells, so let's have the other two transfer students introduce theirselves.
Juan: *Stands up, and faces the students* Juan Luis Pedro Fellipo De Huevos Epstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Would あなた mind saying that slower?
Juan: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: Forget it. *Looking at Arnold* You, introduce yourself to the class.
Arnold: Hello. I'm Arnold Horshack. *Laughs*

His laughing sounded like a horse with a soar throat.

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Okay, now let's learn some new spells.
Vinnie: Oh, I got one. *Waving wand* Up your nose with a garden hose.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Oh no...

Harry then shouted so loud that it was heard from the moon.

Nightmare Moon: I feel your pain. I want to be heard によって everypony too.
Audience: *Laughing*

The Derpy Files

Starring Derpy Hooves as herself
Heartsong as Suzanne Hooves
Saten Twist as Tom Selleck
Mortomis as Officer McManis
Sophie Shimmer as Bail O' Cotton

Derpy was in the middle of chasing Bail O' Cotton. She was responsible for kidnapping a famous pony.

Bail: *Driving on a bridge*
Derpy: *Following Bail*

The green screen behind Derpy's car made it look like she was going forward, then backwards.

Audience: *Laughing*
Bail: *Drifts left*
Derpy: *Goes left*
Bail: She's catching up. I must go faster!

The green screen behind Bail's car made it look like she was going slower.

Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *About to ram the back of Bail's car*
Bail: *Goes right*
Derpy: *Looking at green screen* Why is it making me go sideways?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Okay, cut!
TV Ponies: *Turning off equipment, and turning lights on*
Derpy: Something is wrong with the green screen.
Bail: You're crosseyed! How did あなた figure that out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: I just did.
Tom: Hey! Can someone let me out of this car's trunk? Its smells like rotten 魚 in here.
Derpy: Um, sorry. We're still producing here! あなた gotta wait another five minutes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No I don't. I heard あなた talking about the green screen not working, and now we're not doing anything. Let me out!
Bail: No.
Tom: And I thought I got bad abuse in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Derpy got to her house when she saw a police car.

Derpy: *Confused* Either my eyesight is getting better, または I'm just a crazy idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Opens door to house* Mom?
Suzanne: In here Sweetheart.
Derpy: *Arrives* What are あなた doing with the police?
Officer McManis: I'm sorry ma'am, but your mother has been accused of murder. I'm taking her downtown.
Derpy: Oh! I like downtown. Can I come with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Suzanne: Not that downtown Derpy!
Derpy: こんにちは wait a minute. I'm a detective! I can prove that my mom has been framed, because she would never murder anypony.
Suzanne: Forget it.
Derpy: *Forgot about what her mom just said* Forget about what?
Audience: *Laughing*

World Of Tank Engines

Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.

Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself

Kari was standing によって her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.

Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to 登録する the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what あなた can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: あなた didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*

Percy was tanken

Audience: *Laughing*

I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.

Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: あなた are all going to have 銃 attached to you, and あなた will, I repeat, あなた will, destroy every diesel あなた see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once 発言しました that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile with Kari.

Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*

Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.

Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one 発言しました luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!

All the tank engines stopped.

Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an 林檎, アップル from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*

All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.

Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.

Kari: I should've found him によって now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
ポニー 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything あなた got.
Kari: Oh crap.

The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.

Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I ストール, 盗んだ from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back to the tank engines.

Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots 大砲, キャノン at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to あなた Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, あなた don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued によって Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot によって Percy. Have あなた seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell あなた where he is if あなた get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

SHiPs: Also known as 宇宙 Highway Patrol

Starring

Tom Foolery as Jon Baker
Saten Twist as Frank Poncharello
Master Sword as Sargent Ketrare
Aina as Princess Leia
Double Scoop as Luke Skywalker
Mortomis as Hahn Solo
Blaze as Darth Vader
Stormtrooper Ponies as theirselves

One 日 at SHiPs headquarters.

Sargent Ketrare: I wanted あなた two to stay later, for a very important mission. Princess Leia is going through here, and Darth Vader is trying to attack her. She has two bodyguards, but I want あなた to help them prevent Vader from attacking the Princess.
Frank: *Yawning* Wake me up when あなた give us a real mission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent Ketrare: This is real, and very important. You're going up against a real villian here. So, your オートバイ have been modified.
Jon: Oh yeah, that's something I wanted to ask you. How are we supposed to ride オートバイ in space?

Jon, and his partner Frank were wearing 宇宙 SUITS/スーツ while riding their オートバイ through space.

Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: I see some ships.
Hahn Solo: *Flying the Millenium Falcon*
Luke: Be careful. R2-D2, and C3P0 are in there.
Hahn Solo: So is Chewbacca, but あなた don't here me complaining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Darth Vader: Send out some fighters.
Storm Trooper: But sir- *Gets choked によって Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: I told あなた to send out TIE Fighters, immediately.
Storm Trooper: We don't have any. *Dies*
Darth Vader: Oh, I remember now. They all went in to get overhauls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: That's a really big ship.
Jon: Yeah Ponch. I don't think we can stop it.
Darth Vader: *Shoots Millenium Falcon*
Jon: Oh well. Let's go back.

They turned around. C3P0, R2-D2, and Chewbacca became prisoners to The Emperor, and his Empire.

The Bob The Builder 表示する

Starring Tom Foolery as Bob
Snow Wonder as Emily
Saten Twist as Mr. Carlin
Sunny as Carol
Mortomis as Jerry
Blaze as Mr. Peterson
Master Sword as Howard
Heartsong as Ms. Dubois

Bob the builder is no longer a builder. He has left all his talking vehicles behind, and decided to start practicing therapy. He now lives in Chicagoat with a mare he just married named Emily.

Bob: *At work*
Carol: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Carol. Do I have any patients coming over today?
Carol: Yeah, あなた have three.
Bob: Three patients. I wonder if they have any patience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carol: They aren't therapists like あなた Bob.
Bob: Forget it.
Jerry: *Walks in* Being a dentist sucks!
Colgate: *Appears out of nowhere* I resent that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: Why? What happened?
Jerry: I was just checking the teeth of this pony, and he 発言しました I was scary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carol: Maybe you're really terrible at your job.

Mr. Carlin, Mr. Peterson, and Ms. Dubois arrived.

Mr. Carlin: Come on Bob, let's get this started. I can't wait all 日 to make fun of these two weirdos.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: Go into my office. I'll be with you.
Mr. Carlin: *Goes into Bob's office*
Mr. Peterson: *Follows Mr. Carlin*
Ms. Dubois: *Follows Mr. Peterson*
Bob: Carol, call my wife, and tell her I'll be back ホーム in an hour.
Carol: あなた got it.
Bob: *Walks into his office*
Mr. Peterson: Don't あなた dare call me a spineless wuss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: What happened?
Mr. Carlin: I called him a spineless wuss.
Mr. Peterson: Because I was using light weights to work out yesterday.
Bob: How light were they?
Mr. Peterson: 1 pound.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Carlin: Need I say more.
Bob: Well, look. We have a problem, and when I have a problem, I like to fix it. So, now that we know what the problem is, it's time to use my catchphrase. Can we fix it?!
Mr. Carlin: Where the hell did あなた get that shitty catchphrase?
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, at Bob's apartment.

Bob: *Enters apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily.
Emily: How was work?
Bob: Somepony 発言しました he didn't like my catchphrase.
Emily: Well it is kind of annoying.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Howard: *Walks into apartment*
Audience: *Cheering*
Howard: Who 発言しました that?! *Looks around room, and it scared.* Bob! Your apartment is haunted!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: What are あなた talking about?
Howard: I heard some ponies cheering, and laughing, and I don't know where it's coming from!
Bob: I didn't hear anything.
Emily: Neither did I.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Fine! If あなた won't make your apartment less haunted, I will!
Bob: What are あなた going to do?
Howard: I brought garlic to protect me!
Bob: That only works on vampires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Howard: Then I'll stab any ghosts I see with a wooden stake.
Bob: Two problems with that plan. One, あなた can't see where the ghost is, and two, that only works on vampires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Howard: Then I'll.... No, that only works on vampires.
Bob: What?
Howard: I was going to call ghostbusters.
Audience: *Laughing*

Tom: *Pauses the Crossover Parody videos* This is pretty long, isn't it?
Audience: *Laughing*

Assholes

Starring

Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic 虹 as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick 尻, お尻
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski

At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...

Mr. Sir: *Bringing もっと見る prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what あなた need to do in order to build もっと見る character.
David: I thought あなた were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Sir: あなた assholes get into that hole, または I'll kick your 尻, お尻 in the asshole.
Audience: *Laughing*
David: Okay.

The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.

David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hector: What did あなた get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
Stanley: What?
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do あなた really kick ass.
David: Do あなた really wanna find out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* こんにちは Zero, can あなた remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!

Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.

Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*

Kawaii Five-0

Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und 装甲, パンサー, 戦車
Cosmic 虹 as Ash from Pokemon

At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.

Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into アニメ characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this アニメ virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, three ponies that got the アニメ virus were planning to rob banks.

Mio: We need もっと見る money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?

Theme Song: link

Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And あなた just teach these multi colored 動物 to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.

On some ランダム road in Hawaii

Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, あなた would either let me drive, または follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: アニメ characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. あなた know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops 次 to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* あなた idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.

But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.

Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: あなた three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: あなた hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. あなた don't think we know what あなた were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know あなた don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to 表示する あなた that アニメ characters, and アニメ in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*

Into The Hoods

Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding フード
Sunny as シンデレラ
Cosmic 虹 as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch

South Central Los Angeles, 1991

Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: あなた always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge あなた to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't あなた be cleaning floors, and getting abused によって your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*

Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing

Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're 歌う about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought ミュージカル were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're 歌う in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in ディズニー could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful あなた didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*

Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.

Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV 表示する The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
Audience: *Clapping*

The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...

Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic 虹 as Michael.

One 日 on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Michael: *Standing 次 to Myrtle in front of railing* あなた know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: Hey. What are あなた looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: I didn't know あなた were an indian.
Audience: *Laughing*
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot によって a silenced pistol*

Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.

Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Freddie: Hi.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish あなた could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant によって come inside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Sterbate: If あなた don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of あなた know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can あなた tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Audience: *Chuckles*
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.

Later at police headquarters

Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are あなた sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, あなた know what she did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.

Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did あなた know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.

Barbie: Life In The Russian Front

Starring

Annie as バービー
Master Sword as Ken
Saten Twist as Aleksandr Sokolov
Cosmic 虹 as Sargent Puskov
Tom Foolery as Russian Colonel
Mortomis as Russian Soldier

Stalliongrad, 1942. Barbie, and her boyfriend have been enlisted in the Russian army to stop the German invasion. As usual, バービー gets excited for no reason. She is on a rowboat, being rowed によって ten ponies, and mist rises from the water.

Barbie: Oh my god, I'm so excited, I wanna kill so many Nazis, I bet I can win this game.
Aleksandr Sokolov: Will あなた shut up? We need to be quiet.
Barbie: Ooh, quiet. I can do that..... DEATH TO TRAITORS!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The ボート was getting closer to Stalliongrad.

Russian Colonel: Welcome to Stalliongrad. You're about to begin the greatest counter attack anypony has ever witnessed. Especially since it's the first one ever seen in a crossover parody.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: The Germans have ロスト hundreds of planes, and tanks.
Nazi Pilot: *Flying an airplane*
Russian Colonel: They have advanced here over lots of mountains, and even over their dead bodies.
Ken: *Sees airplane*
Russian Soldier: Sir, enemy airplane behind you!
Russian Colonel: Do not interrupt my speech!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nazi Pilot: *Shoots the boat*
Russian Colonel: They may 火災, 火 all the bullets they have at us, but they will not defeat us, because we will kill them before they shoot those bullets at us.
Nazi Pilot: *Drops bomb*
Ken: *Feels ボート shake, and falls off*
Russian Colonel: *Points at Ken* He is a traitor that jumped off!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aleksandr Sokolov: He fell off.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Ken*
Barbie: Ken! *Angry at the Colonel* あなた shot my boyfriend!
Russian Colonel: Now I can be your boyfriend.
Barbie: I'd rather 日付 Katy Perry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Soldier: She's probably a lesbian!
Russian Colonel: She must die. *Shoots Barbie*

The ボート arrived at the dock.

Sargent Puskov: What happened?
Russian Colonel: Too much drama. Get me a bottle of vodka.
Sargent Puskov: We ran out.
Russian Colonel: Then あなた are a traitor.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Sargent Puskov*
Aleksandr Sokolov: I'm pretty sure I had to follow him.
Russian Colonel: Then that makes あなた a traitor.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Aleksandr*
Russian Soldier: Sir, please stop shooting us.
Russian Colonel: Traitor. *Shoots Russian Soldier*
Audience: *Laughing*

And so, the colonel went around shooting everyone he saw, claiming that they were traitors.

Tom: *Sees the video end* Well, that was all of them.
Master Sword: What are we going to watch next?
Tom: Something on my TV, because the projector overheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We'll be back to 表示する あなた clips of the mane 6 in this show, so don't go away.

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an 時 with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

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Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This ファン story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and 発言しました "How's it going?"

She 発言しました "Bad and I won't tell あなた why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow 発言しました "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically 発言しました "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon 発言しました "Sister...
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I'm 書く this 記事 because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner または later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell あなた my お気に入り yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a ランダム emoji によって dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The ランダム emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her 愛 handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are もっと見る chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 食 they eat.

7-The hair of polar くま, クマ is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A カタツムリ can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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This 15 年 old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 年 old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, あなた should know that I've もっと見る than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone または in person......
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About five years 前 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 分 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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