(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they 表示する up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this 記事 has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. あなた fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the タイトル alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic ピアノ Here*
♫Sometimes あなた feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother または a prick!
♫Or else I'll have あなた all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad ピアノ For Ya'll*
♫So I got ホーム from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the 大砲, キャノン was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what あなた heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way あなた can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight または gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what あなた heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic ピアノ Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time によって beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed によって all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure あなた know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what あなた heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this 記事 has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. あなた fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the タイトル alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic ピアノ Here*
♫Sometimes あなた feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother または a prick!
♫Or else I'll have あなた all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad ピアノ For Ya'll*
♫So I got ホーム from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the 大砲, キャノン was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what あなた heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way あなた can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight または gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what あなた heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic ピアノ Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time によって beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed によって all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure あなた know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what あなた heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 食 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 質問 (ex: What do としょうかん, ライブラリ cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who あなた think she is
*She throws 食 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 質問 (ex: What do としょうかん, ライブラリ cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who あなた think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book によって its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders または u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 愛 to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break あなた down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to あなた that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating コメント about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why あなた like what あなた do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do あなた do it? Do あなた have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever あなた do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to あなた that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating コメント about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why あなた like what あなた do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do あなた do it? Do あなた have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever あなた do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent バナナ even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a バナナ is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but あなた can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a もっと見る stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are クラブ song)
バナナ バナナ 羊 are there フレンズ
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a バナナ is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but あなた can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a もっと見る stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are クラブ song)
バナナ バナナ 羊 are there フレンズ
BANANAS
one 日 that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny 発言しました hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first 日付 ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him ホーム AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO ホーム AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE 発言しました WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE 発言しました COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton キャンディー road like 45 like 秒 前 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like あなた like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went ホーム and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't あなた wanna mix cotton キャンディー and popscicles!
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't あなた wanna mix cotton キャンディー and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 魚 say blub blub blub.
13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 魚 say blub blub blub.
13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.