i just copied and pasted it! :P
もっと見る than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS あなた CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send あなた a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long あなた can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, または try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as あなた can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh または ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because によって trying too much, あなた remember what あなた were trying to avoid thinking of. If あなた try too little, あなた end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing によって and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag または knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner または later one of your mind commands will come true, so あなた can convince yourself that あなた really have super human powers and waste even もっと見る time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the 通り, ストリート with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 秒 もっと見る entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers によって marks out of ten as あなた go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and 履物 choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a ランダム word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice 次 to being in pain.
Try to 飲み込む your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as あなた walk along and add a racing commentary as あなた pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make 星, つ星 Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand によって an electric door to a bank または something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 秒 of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved によって looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy あなた can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye または busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when あなた go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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もっと見る than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS あなた CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send あなた a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long あなた can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, または try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as あなた can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh または ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because によって trying too much, あなた remember what あなた were trying to avoid thinking of. If あなた try too little, あなた end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing によって and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag または knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner または later one of your mind commands will come true, so あなた can convince yourself that あなた really have super human powers and waste even もっと見る time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the 通り, ストリート with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 秒 もっと見る entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers によって marks out of ten as あなた go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and 履物 choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a ランダム word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice 次 to being in pain.
Try to 飲み込む your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as あなた walk along and add a racing commentary as あなた pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make 星, つ星 Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand によって an electric door to a bank または something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 秒 of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved によって looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy あなた can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye または busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when あなた go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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It all started when Chloe was in the キッチン making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.