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i just copied and pasted it! :P
もっと見る than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS あなた CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send あなた a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long あなた can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, または try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as あなた can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh または ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because によって trying too much, あなた remember what あなた were trying to avoid thinking of. If あなた try too little, あなた end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing によって and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag または knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner または later one of your mind commands will come true, so あなた can convince yourself that あなた really have super human powers and waste even もっと見る time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the 通り, ストリート with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 秒 もっと見る entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers によって marks out of ten as あなた go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and 履物 choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a ランダム word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice 次 to being in pain.

Try to 飲み込む your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as あなた walk along and add a racing commentary as あなた pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make 星, つ星 Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand によって an electric door to a bank または something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 秒 of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved によって looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy あなた can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye または busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when あなた go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

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SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to あなた cause i'm to nice
nicer then あなた in fact most people will say
yeah that's right あなた heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were フレンズ in the first place
because あなた have an ugly 尻, お尻 face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought あなた were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is もっと見る scary
you または Bloody Mary
you better watch what あなた say または i'll come for...
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SYVIN

I lay on the 草 in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're 安全, 安全です here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send あなた there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven または eight years now,...
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Today I shall be reviewing Digimon: Our War Game. Know for all who don't know, Digimon are Digital Monsters.

Plot: Tai and Izzy learn that a Digimon is destroying the internet, so they must call upon their Digimon to stop the menace known as Diaboromon.

This is a very interesting movie. We only see Tai and Izzy, along with their Digimon, Agumon and Tentomon. However, Matt and TK 表示する up with their Digimon, Patamon and Gabumon. But this movie has great action and a wonderful plot.

Score: 5/5

Music: Though the 音楽 is the Opening of Digimon (Butter-fly) and the Evolution theme (Brave Heart), they...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating ピザ and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped によって a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" によって Social Distortion and "Back in Time" によって MattyB...
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TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make あなた smile
Teach...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It all started when Chloe was in the キッチン making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see


THE END
Rachel's POV:

He was ready to tell me something.

Asking me how come I know that? He patted the place 次 to me.

That means that he wants to say me something.

Ha. I know him better than hos friends. I think.

He inhaled and exhaled air and opened his eyes to look through my eyes and speak.

"I have a girlfriend named, Ruby. I guess あなた might have met her at the cafeteria at school." He said.

Yeah, I think that's the girl who slapped me and asked me nit to talk with Andrew.

I slowly nodded.

"Did she hurt あなた very badly? Sorry. I came to know that just now."

"No, that's okay..." I 発言しました trailing off.

"Erm......
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IDK why, but I guess I'll be 書く certain 上, ページのトップへ 10 記事 for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my 上, ページのトップへ 10 お気に入り cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many 映画 with car chases that are liked...
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Rachel’s POV:

That evening while leaving school, I heard girls talking about beauty contest that was going to take place in another two weeks.

All I wanted to do was to go ホーム right now and complete 読書 Julius Caesar book.

What a good plan Mark Antony had towards the assassinators!

As usual, I got my locker cleaned and walked towards the cafeteria to have a sip of coffee.

Enjoying my coffee, I sat down and heard someone call out my name.

I just turned back and saw the angel.

Announcement to ladies and gentlemen: Andrew was calling out my name.

He came closer to me and 発言しました “I want to talk...
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posted by nivi20997
Rachel's POV:


Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy 次 door from the very first 日 he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a 日付 with every single girl in our school and that big 一覧 includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a 日付 with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...
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The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see あなた in the morning," Mellissa 発言しました to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with ピンク hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with ピンク hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom 発言しました as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on あなた in 30 minutes, and you...
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CHAPTER ONE
    “I’ve got it!” Shade squeaked.
    “Hurry!” エメラルド barked, trying to keep up with him.
    “Corner it there, quick!” Kitmira barked.
    Shade turned the rabbit toward the thick thorn bushes. It was getting tired. Shade pounced; he landed perfectly on its back.
    “Bite it!” Neko commanded.
    Emerald lunged フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and sunk her teeth into its neck.
    “Good catch!” Mamma called.
    “Did we hunt...
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posted by justinfangrrl
I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what あなた want. But don't be rude.

***

A rant for the earth~ Idle no もっと見る

-just a rant, reblog if あなた wish/if あなた 愛 the earth- //read if あなた want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens もっと見る than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...
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Months passed, and everything went the same. Eve hadn't controlled her bat shifting, it kept snowing around Emma’s シート, 座席 during tests, and everyone was suspicious of Mellissa in gym class.

It was a crisp Monday on October 12th--- two weeks before Halloween. And a full moon. "Attention all students of Pine Oak! As あなた know, it is almost Halloween, which means it's time to get ready for our ハロウィン Bash!" Principal Brown's voice boomed over the whole school, and applaud followed the intercom. "So pick your dates, costumes, and I will ask all 7th graders to sign up for decorating committee."...
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"See you!" Emma 発言しました turning the corner on her bike. Eve and Mellissa waved in reply. The rest of the school 日 went によって pretty quickly for them. "Eve, can I see your place? We've seen mine and Emma’s just not yours." Mellissa asked. "No, my room would be, uh, too messy. Maybe some other time," Eve 発言しました panicking. "Gosh, okay then. I'll see あなた tomorrow." Mellissa replied. "There's something Eve's hiding... and I'm going to find out!" Mellissa thought.

Mellissa followed Eve to a small one story house that looked warm and cozy. Mellissa hid behind the side. Eve turned around in Mellissa's...
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The 次 日 was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, あなた first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If あなた don't already know, あなた have super strength,...
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The 次 day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma 発言しました "Go as far from me and everyone as あなた can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are あなた okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma 発言しました "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve 発言しました impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...
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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the キッチン and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian スパゲッティ and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some フレンズ and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement または remark funny, even though I may または may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, または just do it to make them think that they like あなた in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.