1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with もっと見る than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
2. "Hey, are あなた busy?" または "Are あなた doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get あなた to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when あなた talk about your ex-boyfriend または ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes あなた wants to be the only guy あなた talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy フレンズ to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are もっと見る emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what あなた are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before あなた trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with あなた may end up being admired によって your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells あなた about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. あなた don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes あなた is when he teases you.
22. Guys 愛 あなた もっと見る than あなた 愛 them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot または cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes あなた a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for アドバイス from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook または アドバイス book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 愛 and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the 次 couple days または until the 次 time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance 本 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks あなた to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, あなた know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid あなた または is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at あなた for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who パンチ harder than they do.
43. A guy has もっと見る problems than あなた can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls もっと見る than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even もっと見る to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We 愛 it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure あなた know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal または not ...
55. Believe it または not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like 本 after あなた just ask them 質問 about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants あなた sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys 愛 neck rubs and if he lets あなた keep doing it ..it means that he really likes あなた または his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is あなた want to let him go and he will respect that...after あなた let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes あなた and wants to be with あなた as much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy あなた can go to with anything, is the guy who loves あなた もっと見る than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always 愛 you. When he sees あなた cry he wishes he could change the stars to make あなた happy. He would go to the end of the world for あなた and loves あなた deeply.
2. "Hey, are あなた busy?" または "Are あなた doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get あなた to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when あなた talk about your ex-boyfriend または ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes あなた wants to be the only guy あなた talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy フレンズ to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are もっと見る emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what あなた are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before あなた trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with あなた may end up being admired によって your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells あなた about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. あなた don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes あなた is when he teases you.
22. Guys 愛 あなた もっと見る than あなた 愛 them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot または cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes あなた a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for アドバイス from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook または アドバイス book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 愛 and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the 次 couple days または until the 次 time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance 本 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks あなた to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, あなた know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid あなた または is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at あなた for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who パンチ harder than they do.
43. A guy has もっと見る problems than あなた can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls もっと見る than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even もっと見る to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We 愛 it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure あなた know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal または not ...
55. Believe it または not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like 本 after あなた just ask them 質問 about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants あなた sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys 愛 neck rubs and if he lets あなた keep doing it ..it means that he really likes あなた または his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is あなた want to let him go and he will respect that...after あなた let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes あなた and wants to be with あなた as much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy あなた can go to with anything, is the guy who loves あなた もっと見る than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always 愛 you. When he sees あなた cry he wishes he could change the stars to make あなた happy. He would go to the end of the world for あなた and loves あなた deeply.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical 日 in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge ファン of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
あなた type in the コメント section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all あなた have to do is type into the コメント section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ コメント I'll make a new 記事 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
あなた type in the コメント section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all あなた have to do is type into the コメント section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ コメント I'll make a new 記事 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
