ランダム Article: 20 Ways To Annoy a ディズニー 星, つ星

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posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus コンサート with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the コンサート and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl または not). Make sure あなた both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez または Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's ジャケット in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley Cyrus's face and Ren's face (from Ren and Stimpy) and 表示する what あなた got on ディズニー Channel.

8. 編集 a picture of someone on a nued ビーチ and put Vannesa Hugen's face on. Say that she went with Corbin Bleu, and don't forget to put it on the internet.

9. 表示する the pic to Zac Efron. Make a joke about it with ur fave celebs.

10. Robert Patterson.90 Obsessed Twilight fans.Matt Tuck.50 エモ kids. Miley Cyrus's house. Period.

11. Compare Ashely Tisdale to Lindsay from Total Drama Island.

12. Protest against terrible 音楽 in front of the ディズニー Channel HQ.

13. Make new episodes of Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, The Weekenders, ect. Don't forget to キャンセル all the new shows!

14. Change Selena Gomez's wardrobe to ゴシック clothing, and her makeup drawer with エモ makeup. See how she shows up to work/school.

15. Call Jake T. Austin "the baby" of ディズニー channel, and make him wear a bib and suck a pasifire.

16. Make fun of Billy 線, レイ Cyrus for being the oldest 星, つ星 on ディズニー Channel, and mention all the other country stars who are fifty times better than him.

17. Call Demi Lovato a posuer for trying to be punk and miserably failing.

18. The Metalica Show, the newest 表示する on Disney!
'Nuff said.

19. Tell Nick Jonas that Honey from Ouran High School Host Club is cuter than him.

20. 表示する a ディズニー星, つ星 this list

Thanks for reading!!!! (I didn't mean to offend any1, no bad コメント please)

Tdinoahiscute4, Lucy19 and 4 others like this

TOTALIzzyluver LOVE your demi ones! and it's true she is failing trying to be a punk! I HATE DEMI!!

xxXsk8trXxx me 2! I was thinking of doing number 1 and number 10

bubble_babe 11 FTW BABY!!

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狼, オオカミ Blood: Prologe

posted by StarWarrior

PROLOGE
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick 草 beneath my paws.
    “The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark 狼, オオカミ exclaimed enthusiastically, his 毛皮 flickering like shadows, “No 狼, オオカミ will stop us!”
    I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack スプリット, 分割 in four!
    “Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
    “No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
    “This is pointless! あなた cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to 移動する now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
    I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.

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posted by klaine_forever

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I can't think of a タイトル for this but it's the prologue of my new story :)

posted by Weasel1999

Prologue

The sun is just 分 from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny 赤ちゃん lie on 上, ページのトップへ writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband...

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Idk what the タイトル is

posted by misscrazel

PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, または something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees.
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I ロスト him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him...

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My Typical Sick 日

posted by TheFan2000

5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay ホーム from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...

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The Psychiatric Methods Behind Horror

posted by Jekyde

1. Leaving holes in the backstory.

As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some 宇宙 empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....

2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to 表示する up.

The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them もっと見る vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.

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THE TUNNLES

posted by misscrazel

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SPENCER
"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I ロスト my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls...

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ランダム facts part 2

posted by TheRealSexyKate

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined によって Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell 次 to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder...

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I've done some things...

posted by teamsalvatore98

But haven't we all? I've 発言しました some things, but who hasn't? I've thought about things, but doesn't everybody? this 記事 is not about trying to get あなた to ask Christ for forgiveness. it's about telling everybody that they are not alone. my whole life I thought that I'm the only 1 who goes through stuff that I go through. but it's not true. my dad has seizure problems, my mom barely has time to do anything with us, and my family has financial issues, but that is okay. I've been bullied, and there's been times when I committed self harm. The thing is, あなた may think that あなた are alone, but there's...

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my 4 weeks of regularness: part 1 (regular show)

posted by dbz9000

Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for 芝居 like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular 表示する universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around...

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Ok, People's Listen up! :) I was 書く thi, and I need your opinions!

posted by Face_of_Music

I was 書く this, and I want to know if it is any good before I contnue! Can I have your opinions and suggestions?
Chapter 2 isn't finished, so no コメント on the incompletion, please, it is a work in progress!

THANK YOU! :P

In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, または put their 愛 at risk to stay alive.

Chapter 1

Henna

Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had...

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Ok, I was 書く a book, and I need your opinion.

posted by Face_of_Music

So, I was 書く this book, and I didn't know if it would ba any good または not, and I want your opinion on it before I continue 書く it, maybe 公開する it, and then make an 尻, お尻 out of myself if it sucks..... So please be a critic on thi exerpt on the first chapter, and any suggestions, any opinions, will be aknowledged. :) Thank you!

Chapter 1

Henna

Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of...

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How to Improve your Creative Thinking Skills

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Have a nap. If あなた want to solve a problem, または come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually もっと見る creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way あなた look at things - so talk and listen to everyone あなた meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections あなた make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure あなた spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think...

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Poodles and President Obama: The 次 Generation.

posted by loudhappy

Honestly like i will NEVER EVER understand people who think kindles and other ebooks are like the spawn of satan

sure paper smells nice but the point of 本 is the content which is the same however あなた read them calm the fuck down ジーザス christ. so my mom is going to be here tomorrow but the only way she is willing to see me is if she brings her boyfriend along.

now i’ve never met him, and maybe i should be this upset about it, but i haven’t seen my mom in about a 年 (it might be longer) and she isn’t willing to put me ahead of her fucking boyfriend for like 2 hours. at least that’s...

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35 ways to feed an Elephant: Don’t define me によってによって mistakes.

posted by loudhappy

Omg there’s pastaaaaaaa for ディナー and i’m going to be ホーム alone again. i feel kind of happy whenever i’m ホーム alone. i think its because i eventually got used to the quietness around the house when my sister was almost always never ホーム because of school. it feels kind of nice actually. Cait just told me she might quit. DAFUQ. SO MAD. Coach Ron isn’t that good, but WHY CAN’T SHE JUST TAKE CHARGE LIKE A CAPTAIN SHOULD. She always gets hella pissed fast and it’s scary. I mean, I try not to offend, but she gets mad anyways. If Innah and Cait are gone, we’re gonna lose all our matches....

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Dani Describes Her Best フレンズ (from My Book)

posted by 16falloutboy

Patrick(Tricky) Vaughn Stump: A quiet but friendly face and a voice to DIE for. My husband and frontman of Fall Out Boy, my hopes and dreams, my life and heart. He is very talented and he is about the most sweetest thing I've ever met. He was my best friend ever since 3rd grade then we became a couple in high school, I moved away and never saw him again...but I'll save that tale for another time as for I reunited with Patrick after a tragic event between one of my exes. I 愛 him with my all my ハート, 心 and he's really special to me...and now we're marrried <3

Danielle(Dani...don't ever...EVER...

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10 Things Your Dog Would Tell あなた

posted by dinu12

1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from あなた will be painful: remember that before あなた get me.

2. Give me time to understand what あなた want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. あなた have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however あなた treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before あなた hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily...

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56 Facts About Left Handedness

posted by E-Scope90

Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are もっと見る likely to be right-handed than men によって about 4 percentage points.i
August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1992, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every 日 in a world designed for right-handers.c
At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity...

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point of the ランダムファン club

posted by MrsPinkiePie

I’m just putting it out there that the ランダムファン club is for posting anything and everything hence the name the ランダムファン club and those who don’t understand that should be removed from this club as the word ランダム means being weird または not normal just means to be different to be unique to be a thing for all things i always thought that the ランダムファン club could be a MLP コメント the below it a HP コメント if no one understands this then the meaning of the ランダムファン club lives no longer so i beg for あなた to see reason this club is for everyone to post everything and anything they want see reason it is a fact being ランダム is a good thing but blocking out peoples randomness is not cool bros

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Theres so much i would undo

posted by hetaliaitaly

The moment あなた took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
あなた held them deep inside.
Struggles あなた were going through
あなた did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
あなた didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt あなた had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

あなた will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.