Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what あなた should do.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So あなた can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll 削除 the emails if あなた want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get あなた through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. または Angry Birds. That makes もっと見る sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So あなた can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll 削除 the emails if あなた want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get あなた through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. または Angry Birds. That makes もっと見る sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.