So, for those who are new または others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all バッジ because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give あなた free reign to do whatever あなた want with no consequence. Sure, at ホーム when あなた lied as a child mommy would pop あなた on the lip and send your new friend Kevin ホーム early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if あなた want, they can't prove あなた wrong.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D

Wait, i think i messed that up...

Nevermind.

Blame Autocorrect.
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STEP 2: Offend Everyone あなた Possibly Can! >:D

ファンポップ is like life, it's what あなた make of it. It's a place where あなた can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything あなた think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things あなた hate be allowed? Their existence is unfair to あなた and your fellow normal people who hate it. You're the normal one, so everything あなた dislike should be BURNED IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST サークル, 円 OF HELL!

Verbally, of course.

Trash talk everything あなた hate on the クラブ for them, and hate everyone who supports them, ESPECIALLY if it's a life style choice that effects nobody else. Those bastards deserve all the hate. Who are they to make their own life choices, amirite?
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Number 3: あなた MUST Be The Center Of Attention.

Here at Fanpop, every single one of us deeply cares about あなた and wants to help あなた with every issue あなた come across, especially if あなた have a loving family that あなた can vent to rather than us internet folk. あなた need to tell us about all your problems because all our "Good Lucks" and "I'm So Sorries" will heal your terrible life where your family hates you, a rain 雲, クラウド is constantly raining on you, あなた get bullied, your cat died, あなた have a terminal illness and we are the only things keeping あなた from pulling the plug.

We can help.

I just need your full name.

And your address.

And your Email.

And your blood type.

And your exact birthdate, including the hospital あなた were born in.

And your Zodiac.

And your お気に入り color, and お気に入り food, and your eye and hair colors.

PM me the info. ;)

I wanna know all about you...
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Now that あなた have mastered these three easy steps, go out into the world of ファンポップ and be the best Fanpoporian あなた can be!

Have yourselves an AWESOME day, and no matter what,

Be C-3(Calm, Cool, Collected)