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(NOTE: This entire 記事 is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

こんにちは everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other 日 on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my プロフィール really quick to see if I got a medal.....



The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM ファンポップ a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

 Sending the message now! :D
Sending the message now! :D


THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded によって now. I mean, busy company または not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told あなた guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D



FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't あなた just try getting them the way あなた were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. あなた asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are あなた guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O



I'LL GET あなた 次 TIME FANPOP, 次 TIME!
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This is about a 12 年 old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She 発言しました I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One 日 she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,




R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If あなた want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and あなた will see a lot if inspiring stories.
posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If あなた can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying によって the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If あなた pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of あなた who have lived in New Mexico, あなた know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time ハロウィン comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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posted by Naoko_Etsumi
Dear, ファン

As the タイトル says does anyone want a story/one shot. As u probly dont know i have just graduated high school with my good friend demon_wolf aka Whinny and since that has happened i have found nothing to entertain me. And to 上, ページのトップへ it off i have writers block :'( im so sorry im a horrible person for having this curse from hell it happens to me all the time. And so i ask あなた to please let me know if u want a story/one shot.

If あなた do happen to read this and say yes you'll help and あなた give me permission to use your character によって making あなた a story this is what i need from you.

this list...
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posted by percylover19
Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving バン a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...
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