ランダム Article: 🎵rant

posted by darange

what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and もっと見る amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, または even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, または if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would あなた do? would あなた say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? または are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would あなた do in the end of the world? opinions?

Kragfan1910 What would I do at the end of the world? Well, fuck my fiance of course. What else?

kathytom A new year is coming. melon playground looking forward to this good thing ^^

henny123 Why don't we think more positively about this beautiful world :D ovo game

michaeldeputy Thank you for your post because it's so great.

sarang01 I was blown away by the sheer depth and breadth of knowledge you brought to suika game bear on this subject, providing a comprehensive overview that left no stone unturned.

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yeah! forever young! :)

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Akiza Izinski

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal によって conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what あなた think."

7. Claim that あなた must always wear a bicycle ヘルメット as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as バービードール and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a ランダム patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the アナと雪の女王食 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps あなた out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around クリスマス time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if あなた can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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Moustache ピカチュウ FTW

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting 火災, 火 with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a 一覧 about boys, によって a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a 質問 I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are あなた expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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愛名言・格言

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When あなた get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.

4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.

6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him によって his first name.

11. Pretend あなた are gay and ask...

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Guys got stuck in an elevator

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hentai meme 3.5

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man! i 愛 the amazing world of gumball so here is a ランダム quote

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Source: i am the biggest ファン

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THE RETURN OF THE ランダム BOOB JUSTICE!

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THE RETURN OF THE ランダム BOOB JUSTICE!

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100434016 hot yellow lightning abstract electrical plasma background

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homer simpson doh 577755674 800x800

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Cat

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Galacta Knight

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Celica, Lambda-11, and Ridley confirmed for BlazBlue!

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100 Funny Birthday Messages❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get あなた something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If あなた don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life 発言しました Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….

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