My friend 投稿されました these on her bebo page a while 前 so I thought I'd share them with あなた :D
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure あなた can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分 into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 質問 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet 魚 in his 魚 bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your 任天堂 DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen 分 into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say あなた ロスト the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, または fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If あなた don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all 質問 and 回答 completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty 分 into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether または not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one 時 to get drunk.)
20) 表示する up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, あなた should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) コメント on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give あなた a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because あなた have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the コメント ``Please use the attached notes for references as あなた see fit.''
27) After あなた get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right 次 to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If あなた are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told あなた so.''
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure あなた can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分 into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 質問 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet 魚 in his 魚 bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your 任天堂 DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen 分 into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say あなた ロスト the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, または fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If あなた don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all 質問 and 回答 completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty 分 into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether または not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one 時 to get drunk.)
20) 表示する up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, あなた should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) コメント on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give あなた a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because あなた have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the コメント ``Please use the attached notes for references as あなた see fit.''
27) After あなた get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right 次 to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If あなた are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told あなた so.''
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four 年 old Amber,
A 12 年 old Kennedy,A 5 年 old Harper,And then there's 9 年 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her ドール back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do あなた want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in トースター for half a minute.
*Ten 分 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do あなた know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked あなた as the Babysitter cause あなた have 7 siblings and あなた all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 年 old Kennedy,A 5 年 old Harper,And then there's 9 年 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her ドール back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do あなた want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in トースター for half a minute.
*Ten 分 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do あなた know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked あなた as the Babysitter cause あなた have 7 siblings and あなた all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. あなた grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. あなた take 写真 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when あなた sneeze.
5. あなた don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at スターバックス and あなた don’t even work there.
7. あなた spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your ネコ are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. あなた can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. あなた can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. あなた take 写真 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when あなた sneeze.
5. あなた don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at スターバックス and あなた don’t even work there.
7. あなた spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your ネコ are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. あなた can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. あなた can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five もっと見る songs, can あなた believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even 発言しました that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her 次 CD Rebecca promises to have a もっと見る natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking ホーム from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 鯨, クジラ drove によって in his sedan and 発言しました happy ハロウィン to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went ホーム and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 魚 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went ホーム and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 魚 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L(デスノート) then Mellow then Near!
I do 愛 Misa though!
I 愛 ご飯, 米 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 愛 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 愛 the colors: ライム Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 愛 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L(デスノート) then Mellow then Near!
I do 愛 Misa though!
I 愛 ご飯, 米 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 愛 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 愛 the colors: ライム Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 愛 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 白鳥, スワン costume. Look at my オレンジ beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here あなた are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look もっと見る ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 白鳥, スワン costume. Look at my オレンジ beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here あなた are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look もっと見る ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for あなた then it is もっと見る than possible that with a little time あなた two can go back to being friends.
フレンズ and just friends. あなた must be clear about what あなた want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be フレンズ with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what あなた want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart あなた still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then あなた are ready to be フレンズ again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some フレンズ and the 火災, 火 alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 火災, 火 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been もっと見る funny to あなた if あなた *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop 発言しました this 記事 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 火災, 火 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been もっと見る funny to あなた if あなた *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop 発言しました this 記事 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.