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posted by GDragon612
1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a バナナ and tell them あなた want to upgrade to an apple.

2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a ピザ then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!

3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.

4) Order a ピザ 3 分 before new 年 and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn 年 ago" and scream in frustration.

5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake it violently, screaming, COME OUT SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOUR HOME!!

6) Super glue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

7) When someone knocks at the door, knock back and see how long it goes on for.

8) Get into a crowded elevator and say," I bet your all wondering why i gathered あなた here today."

9) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I.

10) Put a Wakie talkie under your フレンズ 枕 and then late at night sing scary songs and then the 次 日 ask them if they slept well last night 👍👍.

11) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'

12) Put 'try me' stickers on ランダム things at Wal-Mart. (Ex: A carton of アイスクリーム >:-D)

13) Put a walkie talkie in your mailbox then yell at people who walk bye,"go away".

14) Go to the toilet and scream LET IT GO LET IT GO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE then throw something in the toilet.

15) Go to a grocery store and yell "I KNOW YOUR PLAN OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD!",at the potato

16) When someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me " chase the person around with a massive dictionary.

17) Call someone to tell them あなた can't talk right now.
18) Bring a swivel chair and two of your フレンズ into an elevator, and when someone comes in, turn slowly and say "We've been expecting you".

19) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

20) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) あなた will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) あなた will check the Fridge to see if any 食 has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and あなた are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) あなた hate it when あなた run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when あなた are in the middle of a huge argument and realize あなた are wrong

8) あなた think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 分 after the right moment

9)...
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Abounding times in your life あなた will meet mean または rude people that あなた dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This 記事 will teach あなた all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes または they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", または あなた can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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One 日 a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are あなた laughing? I just insulted all of あなた losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how あなた feel あなた have to take the time to make fun of us. あなた obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All 日 long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ラット survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for イヌ are sold in Tokyo

6. A イルカ sleeps with one eye open

7. A クロコダイル, ワニ can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast 音楽 makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs もっと見る than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just ランダム ways to eat my お気に入り cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with イチゴ milk
5. frozen
6. アナと雪の女王 with milk
7. アナと雪の女王 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt
11. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
14. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
15. アナと雪の女王 with 7up
16. with 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and 7up
17. with チェリー 7up
18. アナと雪の女王 with チェリー 7up
19. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and チェリー 7up
20. によって itself

If あなた try any of these and like it, please write a コメント and tell me which one(s) あなた tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if あなた think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A レモン is lying on the 上, ページのトップへ step, and あなた are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. 秒 later あなた land on your ass, and 次 あなた are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A レモン is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the レモン that was created によって your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the レモン into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if あなた ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If あなた think I'm insane, run away, because あなた are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too あなた a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. あなた think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two フレンズ riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ポニー with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red 狐, フォックス is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when あなた sneeze because when あなた sneeze, your ハート, 心 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A カタツムリ can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 動物 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders もっと見る than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical 馬 with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the 音楽 store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos または rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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What if Don got もっと見る "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A 年 has passed by, and Don is chosen によって the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef 斧, ハチェット, 手斧 with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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