ランダム Article: Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 1-The Rrrreturn Of Rrrrobotnik!

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 1-The Rrrreturn Of Rrrrobotnik!

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take コメント asking 質問 from the last episode and answer them in the 次 article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope あなた enjoy our first episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

But before we begin, special shout-outs to the people who left コメント in the last article! (Link to the 記事 is here: link)

RainSoul, kicksomebut23, PlazmaKiller59, sonicfan94, windwakerguy430, LGYCE, stella2015, MalloMar, ntmfan0707, and of course, me! Thanks for commenting guys!

And now, our feature presentation!

RainSoul asks: "How did あなた first meet Sonic?"

It rrrreally wasn't all that grrrreat......

RainSoul also says: "By the way I really like your role in Sonic SatAM. Your voice actor was menacing, bone-chilling, and just sounded bad-ass. And あなた were awesome in Sonic X, a good comedian. ;3 I like how あなた risked your life in the end of series for Sonic. あなた kinda became friends, if not just good rivals; I don't think you'll kill him at least. あなた need each other, right? What's a villain without the hero?"

PlazmaKiller59 asks: "Do あなた like triangles?"

LGYCE asks: "How in the world are those spindly legs able to support all your fat?"

IT'S FROM THE POWERRRRR OF A.............

Deathding asks: "Is the Tails Doll an instrument?"

Kicksomebut23 asks: "Why does your belly look like a egg? Are あなた a virgin? I see あなた never got married yet."

Sonicfan94 asks: "Why are あなた so..... UGLYYYYYYY?"

ntmfan0707 asks: "Are あなたもっと見る of an optimistic または pessimistic person?"

MalloMar asks: "What is your opinion on Pac-Man?"

MalloMar also asks: "Do あなた ship yourself with anyone?"

AND that does it for episode one of Ask Dr. Robotnik! As always don't forget to ask Dr. Robotnik a 質問 below for a funny answer and shout-out in the 次 article!

If somebody コメント too late on the first one then I'll still use it in the 秒 episode, so it's fine if you're late! I'll make another 記事 once we can get 8 comments, sound good? Great!

I'd also like to give a VERY special shout-out to Windwakerguy430 and Stella2015 for commenting but not even asking a question...........

See あなた guys 次 time! (And don't forget to コメント below and click the I'm A ファン button above!)

Apologies to Windwakerguy430 and Stella2015 for getting grind into iron filings.

Alphawolf69, ukashzen and 12 others like this

deathding Don't forget to fan, comment, and ask away! :D

Uaan i am not reading that WEIRD ANIME STUFF but i am sure gonna fan it to make your mouth SHUT !!!!!!!

deathding I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not.... :P Thanks for fanning? XD

hplover321 Do u know what " Warrior Cats" is

PlazmaKiller59 XD Awesome article :D Uh, what is your favorite anime?

deathding Forgot to mention this: All people who comment will also get a wall notification from me whenever the next episode comes out, handy ain't it? :D Also for Robotnik, what is your favorite hobby?

NeonShadow609 Silver: Why are you sitting on me!? (Lol)

RainSoul Omg this is a awesome series. <3 Questions: Do you like cherries Dr. Robotnik? Whats your favorite book? (I hope you read anyway...)

CheetahGirl5147 XD If you got a pet, what would it be?

Canada24 What!?

MalloMar *Nods in approval* You win. This is hilarious! I'll be looking forward to the rest of the series. Dr. R, have you ever beaten yourself on Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine?

TAIKAMODO Funny! Taikamodo the great approves this message! Question: "Who would be your nemesis if Sonic didn't exist?

simpleplan Dr. R, What are you afraid of?

LGYCE Oh, this is awesome. XD If you had the chance, would you really kill Sonic? If so, how?

deathding I'm loving all this positive feedback! :D Thanks a lot for reading guys, I'm glad you guys enjoy reading it as much as I do! I better get around to making episode 2, but I'll give this a bit more time to circulate before I do that. Again, thanks a lot guys! This series would be nothing without all your support. ;)

pablopj Loved it featuring, my question for you is this, why a theme park, really, of all things

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20 "funny cause its true" facts

posted by sideshowbobbart

1) あなた will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) あなた will check the Fridge to see if any 食 has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and あなた are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) あなた hate it when あなた run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when あなた are in the middle of a huge argument and realize あなた are wrong

8) あなた think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 分 after the right moment

9)...

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How To Deal With Rude People.

posted by Tamar20

Abounding times in your life あなた will meet mean または rude people that あなた dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This 記事 will teach あなた all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes または they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", またはあなた can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One 日 a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are あなた laughing? I just insulted all of あなた losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how あなた feel あなた have to take the time to make fun of us. あなた obviously...

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All 日 long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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ランダム FACTS that will leave あなた (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ラット survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for イヌ are sold in Tokyo

6. A イルカ sleeps with one eye open

7. A クロコダイル, ワニ can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast 音楽 makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs もっと見る than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 ランダム ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just ランダム ways to eat my お気に入り cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with イチゴ milk
5. frozen
6. アナと雪の女王 with milk
7. アナと雪の女王 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt
11. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
14. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
15. アナと雪の女王 with 7up
16. with 落花生, ピーナッツバター and 7up
17. with チェリー 7up
18. アナと雪の女王 with チェリー 7up
19. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツバター and チェリー 7up
20. によって itself

If あなた try any of these and like it, please write a コメント and tell me which one(s) あなた tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A レモン

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if あなた think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A レモン is lying on the 上, ページのトップへ step, and あなた are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. 秒 later あなた land on your ass, and 次あなた are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A レモン is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the レモン that was created によって your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the レモン into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if あなた ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If あなた think I'm insane, run away, because あなた are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too あなた a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. あなた think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey ランダム and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two フレンズ riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ポニー with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red 狐, フォックス is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when あなた sneeze because when あなた sneeze, your ハート, 心 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A カタツムリ can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 動物 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders もっと見る than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical 馬 with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the 音楽 store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos または rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got もっと見る "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A 年 has passed by, and Don is chosen によって the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef 斧, ハチェット, 手斧 with a cashew. Instead, Don...

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