(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive あなた to madness によって letting あなた figure out why the heck I 発言しました pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, または perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.

Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.

I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY フレンズ 愛 IT, MY COUSINS 愛 IT, THAT FUCKING 枕 OVER THERE LOVES IT!

Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."

Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<

"Every time that あなた get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"

...



WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.

"I wrote this song just looking at あなた ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they スイング low"

And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.

"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"

Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!

"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"



"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"

Is it weird that your 歌う reminds me of the devil's dong?

"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"

Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?

"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"



Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D

Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?

I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D

"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"

..............

.____.

Are あなた fucking kidding me.

ARE あなた SHITTING ME.

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?

I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!

Don't do drugs kids. :P

"Every time that あなた get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at あなた ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they スイング low
And the trumpets they go"

Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....



"(And they playing for あなた girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"

DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X

SERIOUSLY, IF あなた AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN あなた SHOULDN'T BE 書く SONGS!

Goddamn it Bobby.

"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
天使 every time that あなた moan?"

IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?

"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a コールドプレイ song?"

Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT あなた TO SING, A PILLOW!?



"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"

So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.

Dumbass.

"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"

Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR 歌う IS TERRIBLE, AND あなた SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?

"Every time that あなた get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at あなた ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"

Could あなた at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!

Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"Every time (Every time) that あなた get undressed
(Every time that あなた get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"

Oh no, in my head....

*Flashback*

THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.

"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at あなた girl)
Yeah the drums they スイング low"

What the hell does "The drums スイング low" Mean?

Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."

FUCK IT ALL!

"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "

THANK ジーザス CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.



In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!

Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF あなた DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, あなた DON'T LIKE THE SONG.

Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!

It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.

Yes, あなた actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.



Anyways, the 次 song I'll be revie-

Jason Derulo: あなた KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD

Me: Oh no.... o-O

Jason Derulo: WIG-

Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*

Uh, see あなた guys later.... o-O

Oh boy.............