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A 迅速, スウィフト lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If あなた want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive または they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
あなた GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE あなた LATER!

So night one, here we go, I'm ready
Need to stay alive, and keep my ハート, 心 steady
Only one animatronic, it can't be that deadly
Just need to survive Five Nights At Freddy's

I pick up the monitor, no sweat whatsoever
Check the systems, night's lasting forever
I try to find SpringTrap but damn he's clever
I get a little nervous, but will I die?
NEVER!

Trying to focus, but they're on the 移動する
My life could end any moment, starting to lose my groove
And every single night, even もっと見る they improve
Trying as hard as I can, but nothing's going smooth

I find him in the vents, trying not to die
I シール it quick, my blood pressure high
Play the audio cue, every room they go through
Little do I know it but I'm approaching my doom

(Chorus)

A 迅速, スウィフト lunge at your head but it's all in your mind
If あなた want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive または they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

Getting errors every second, will I even survive the night?
Man, these phantom animatronics really put up a fight
I put the monitor down and what do I see?
Phantom Balloon Boy, he's back and hunting for me

I barely escape, my ハート, 心 racing with fear
Need to fix all the errors, while the end is near
I see something in the hall, it's shadow so dark
Then SpringTrap reveals himself, but I see a spark

I keep up the monitor, it's 5AM
The ventilation goes out, and the clock sparks again
I'm so close to death, never feeling so much fright
One small mistake and I'll never see the light

(Chorus)

A 迅速, スウィフト lunge at your head but it's all in your mind
If あなた want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive または they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.
posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin または cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If あなた know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, または always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with または without apps running または photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If あなた are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 次 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have あなた tried 表示中 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like あなた - very homosexually.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - 魚 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do あなた know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' お気に入り Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a ボート he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The 表示する SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The 表示する SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed によって a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine 分 of the 表示する may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob または Caillou, in which 画像 change もっと見る slowly, または to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, 発言しました as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 音楽 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford マスタング, マストン Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time お気に入り fast 食 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out または dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she 発言しました it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written によって a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As あなた will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here あなた go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet あなた didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If あなた don't straighten up, I'm going to knock あなた into the middle of 次 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I 発言しました so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me もっと見る LOGIC .


"If あなた fall out of that スイング and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s 上, ページのトップへ superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s 全体, 全体的です health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of キャンディー per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each 年 on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix 食 to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for the ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
maybe あなた ストール, 盗んだ it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for he ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find あなた soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of あなた know it as the only song i know によって ハート, 心 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge クモ, スパイダー i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
added by Crazedsitcomfan
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some もっと見る cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the プレイステーション 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...
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so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my 上, ページのトップへ 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i 愛 all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the もっと見る i listen to the album.
Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY 月 marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The 次 review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed によって lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can 移動する on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Avatar: The Last Airbender is a 表示する that came out in 2005. Not counting ランダム clips and the 2010 film, I didn't start watching the 表示する until 2020. あなた might be wondering why it took me so long to watch the 表示する and I don't really have a good excuse. The 表示する came out when I was a kid and back then, I was very quick to judge shows and films based on their visuals. Avatar: The Last Airbender's visuals didn't interest me and neither did the character designs. Even when I was a kid, I was never really a big ファン of kid characters. I did have exceptions, like the cast of Ed, Edd and Eddy. Also,...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, もっと見る condensed reviews but あなた get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, または didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out によって saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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