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 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, または JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless あなた get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived in that world!

And then あなた have a nightmare of Jeff the Killer murdering you, and instantly take that back. :D

Yeah, I'm not a very serious person. But still, in honor of 20,000 ファン for the ランダム club, and FINALLY having another awesome dream a few days ago, I present to you, The 上, ページのトップへ 5 Dreams I've Had!

Also, I will be making up names for these, so sorry if some of them sound stupid.

And take a drink for everything I say the word Dream, you'll pass out, even if it was just water.

5. The Great Ship Adventure!

あなた know, it's dreams like these that make me wish あなた don't forget 90% of what happened about 10 分 after あなた wake up, and BELIEVE ME, that HAS happened to あなた before, as well as me. And here we have one of my all time favorites, the one dream I even plan on making an ENTIRE NOVEL ON, The Great Ship Adventure.

The dream started out as me walking ホーム after school when I saw a person that looked like the Pirate Villain from the Peter Pan movie, (I was a kid, okay?) And he wanted help repairing his ship. A few moments later, it was fixed and he 発言しました something like, "Treasure, here I come!"

I then gave him a death look (I was a scary kid.) And he instantly let me on board, and SO THE QUEST BEGINS! ^___^

And we get to reason one why I 愛 this dream, everything, even the characters, felt so real! I legitimately thought this was real, I mean, it was absolutely incredible! I can't even begin to explain how this stuff got in my head, but MAN was it fun!

Yeah, dreams are things we just can't explain. Kind of like my sister. :P

So long story short, we found some もっと見る members for our crew, got a map, and sailed on until we got attacked によって the scariest freaking sharks I've ever known.

They were actually on the ship, tearing through everything like a machete through butter! And it was absolutely terrifying!

Strange thing though, I swear I've had some dreams before, and it seems the ending changes depending on what I do, so I can't really say an official ending, but I think the first time I died and woke up. :D

Yeah, dreams. あなた just can't explain them.

Now, another reason I loved this dream is because everyone I talked to was again, so real! How my 6 年 old brain was capable of doing this, I haven't the slightest idea, but I could be here for hours talking about how legit everything felt!

And this is where I take a break. Thanks for reading, and come back soon for more! ^__^ Let me know any errors あなた see, because this keyboard is pretty terrible. XD
 I have no words for this....
I have no words for this....
My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad あなた made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen あなた in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how あなた feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do あなた want?
Skeeter:A author!...
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Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are あなた gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See あなた tomorrow!"Sam 発言しました as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna...
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(Continued!)
The 次 日 I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are あなた doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with あなた when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are あなた still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No...
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My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do あなた 愛 me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can あなた bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate クリスマス With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I...
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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If あなた were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was 次 to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put キャンディー in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
キャンディー Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i 愛 these!),a lot もっと見る too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you 発言しました she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie 発言しました as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did あなた hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think あなた killed her cause あなた always 発言しました あなた would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie...
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Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will あなた sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your タトゥー will be ignored,Cause my ハート, 心 is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes...
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Taylor's POV:
Now,AFTER A WEEK,Me and Lizzy were best friends!
We did everything together!But Amber was taking it really hard.
Taylor:Hey!Lizzy wanna go eat lunch?
Lizzy:When they say we can!
Taylor:What?
Lizzy:They always call stations!We're Station 3
Taylor:Oh,Well when they call us do ya wanna?
Lizzy:Love to!
Amy:STATION 3!LUNCH TIME!
Taylor:Wow!What are the odds?
Lizzy:I Know right!
*Taylor and Lizzy got their trays fixed*
Lizzy:Come on!Tell me about your family!
Taylor:Fine!My mom is really nice!I was born in 1999
and Charm was born just a few months ago,And Amber was born 2007.
Lizzy:Man,it must be hard...
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posted by adaug
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four 年 old Amber,
A 12 年 old Kennedy,A 5 年 old Harper,And then there's 9 年 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her ドール back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do あなた want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in トースター for half a minute.
*Ten 分 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do あなた know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked あなた as the Babysitter cause あなた have 7 siblings and あなた all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. ランダム ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just 読書 about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with ビクトリアス Episode, and as soon as あなた read about Russia stalking China as a panda くま, クマ あなた recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If あなた see Foamy the リス flying around your science class, あなた deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked...
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1.When i want something now and they 発言しました they 発言しました not now i yell like a 5 年 old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they 発言しました no i will ingore them によって saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they 発言しました FINE

3.if i want to play a game または go on the computer and they 発言しました no i will be cying または just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they 発言しました no i will 発言しました creepy thing to them like what if someone take あなた away they will 発言しました ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by TruBerries
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether あなた want to hear it または not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if あなた can't handle または stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated 質問 that are getting a lot of people irritated, but あなた know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do あなた think of me?' questions( well as long as あなた don't put a personal 写真 up 'cause everyone could careless on what あなた look...
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posted by yukikiyruu
i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see



From an Eメール I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. あなた need it down. あなた don’t hear us complaining about あなた leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon または the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...
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1. あなた grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. あなた take 写真 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when あなた sneeze.
5. あなた don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at スターバックス and あなた don’t even work there.
7. あなた spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your ネコ are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. あなた can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. あなた can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
キャビン for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the キャビン drunk again with...
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posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I 愛 reading. It's fun, and it takes あなた to a whole new world.
Don't あなた hate it when someone on ファンポップ writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' または something along those lines on their プロフィール page when they are asked for their お気に入り books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can あなた hate reading? あなた read every day. You're 読書 now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your プロフィール page, cos あなた obviously do.
..

To those who don't...
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キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in 愛 with. But, he’d broken my ハート, 心 もっと見る than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five もっと見る songs, can あなた believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even 発言しました that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her 次 CD Rebecca promises to have a もっと見る natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, または 愛 the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate コメント have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't 愛 him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a ランダム boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate コメント etc, but I don't post 'OMG I 愛 JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' コメント either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can あなた guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell あなた about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair または putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 次 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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